Onlookers simultaneously panic and cheer wildly as Biffo balances on a tightrope with his tongue while gripping a parasol between his feet. One must be careful not to think too deeply upon where the rest of the parasol's handle has gone. ONLOOKER: I can't look! ANOTHER ONLOOKER: Stop him, somebody!
Beano #526, August 16, 1952
Buster opens Biffo's door to see what is on the TV, causing Biffo to fall over upside-down and glassy-eyed. BUSTER: What's on the TV, Biffo?
Beano #757, January 19, 1957
stream chat informed me of this new incredible wojak
i live in your house
my favorite thing about the whole biffo situation as an american is that there's zero context for this stuff and it kind of leaves you wanting in that regard but the mystery is just. it's titillating.
Biffo looks very intently as he removes the wrapping from something. BIFFO: ...Now to get the wrapping off...
The Beano Book 1968
little Steve
I just hate seeing articles and YouTube thumbnails that list out "10 things holding your mixes back" or "5 things every great songwriter does."
It homogenizes human expression into the needs of the current predatory commercial zeitgeist that is still being sold as the way to "make it" as an artist.
If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out.
tcpipeline.org
the dream
Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words
check this out: bsky.app/profile/rwoo...
parquet courts
THE PROPHECY
i'm still filling out my ever-expanding list of star wars names
The only thing straight about the FBI Director is his right eye.
To tomfool. I'm a tomfooler. They've tomfooled. You're tomfooling. It tomfools.
Traumamogging
Victor, a gay emo bird action figure, and Vance, a gay doggy twink action figure, are sitting in a car. Victor is singing with a wide open-mouthed toothy grin, while Vance is driving. Vance is distinctly shorter than Victor, and is nearly eye-level with the car's dashboard. "exit LIIIGHT "ENTER NIIGHTT "TAKE MY HAAAAND "EN-TER SAND-MAAAAN" sings Victor, making devil-horns with his hands, rocking out. Vance replies, visibly exhausted, "if you're gonna sing it like that one more. one more fucking" Victor protests, visibly irate now, palms open in frustration, "IT'S WHAT THE SONG IS CALLED" Vance begins his mantra, muttering, "pulling over i'm pulling over strangle you pulling over to strangle pulling over" They're both plastic toy-men so it wouldn't actually matter if Victor was strangled. it will hurt him, though. Also like... Are they human-sized? Is the car toy-sized? This is unknown, but it'd be really funny if they were small and just driving like this on the freeway among normal-sized cars.
tacticool vanlifer: guy tips his kayak and immediately sinks to the bottom and drowns because he's wearing a plate carrier instead of a life vest
Not that you give a fuck but here He Is
list animals until failure List as many animals as you can. Animals must have Wikipedia articles. You have limited time, but get more time for each animal listed. When the timer runs out, that's game over. (Time adjustable in settings.) No overlapping terms. For example, if you list "bear" and "polar bear", you get no point (or time bonus) for the latter. But you can still get a point for a second kind of bear. Order doesn't matter. Score: 0 1:00 Real animals only, please. dragon
fuck this fucking weak-ass shit
Shingles
Covington, IN
I'M SCREAMING—THIS HITS SO CLOSE TO HOME (i'm all chex mix all the time)
One of my followers suggested I draw something about my characters bullshit food preferences as a way to break the ice into doing mini comics of my dudes.
This is in the shitty thumbnail stage so between that and BlueSky compression I hope it’s still vaguely legible (download to view in HQ if not)
lmao jesus fucking christ
