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@grumpygreyhead

Pleasing taste; some monsterism. Piss-poor artist and voracious consumer of crisps. My bin night is Thursday. The 'brains' behind @dpadesign2020.bsky.social

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Sorted out my bike's puncture yesterday after Thursday's failed attempt. I give it three minutes of riding through potholes before it goes again

09.03.2026 08:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of entertainers Little and Large. Large’s face has been blanked out and a question mark placed over it.

A photo of entertainers Little and Large. Large’s face has been blanked out and a question mark placed over it.

this photo leaves little to the imagination

03.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 1447 πŸ” 229 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 2
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Monday

09.03.2026 07:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Munchkin!

08.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good lord. I've got an OdysseyΒ² aka Philips G7000 Videopac which is definitely as old as me

08.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dark shading done

08.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd do awful things to Salena if she let me

08.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's INCREDIBLY grating

08.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do an extraordinary karaoke version of this

08.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ALSO YESSS
My karaoke song of choice

08.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Electric Six - Gay Bar HD
Electric Six - Gay Bar HD YouTube video by Beggars Banquet Records

Ten words… girl, I want to take you to a gay bar.
No 21
Electric Six
Gay Bar
#Top100
youtu.be/IslF_EyhMzg?...

08.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

When did football commentators start calling Milan "MEE-Lan" and why did nobody tell them to shut the fuck up

08.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Teya & Salena - Who The Hell Is Edgar? (LIVE) | Austria πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ή | Grand Final | Eurovision 2023
Teya & Salena - Who The Hell Is Edgar? (LIVE) | Austria πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ή | Grand Final | Eurovision 2023 YouTube video by Eurovision Song Contest

It’s not a massive surprise that a song slagging off the music industry didn’t do that well with the Eurovision juries, but it’s simply brilliant.
No 22
Teya & Selena
Who the Hell Is Edgar?
#Top100
youtu.be/8uk64V9h0Ko?...

08.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

YESSS

08.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bet none of you losers are wearing an Inter Milan 1990 away shirt, are you

08.03.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've nothing particularly against Leeds United but I hate "Marching On Together" so fucking much

08.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"goal involvements" #names

08.03.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sake

08.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, I'm not entirely sure what I expected from League One powerhouses Wimbledon and Northampton, but still

08.03.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a terrible, terrible game of football so far

08.03.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Toxteth O'Grady

08.03.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck's sake

08.03.2026 12:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
mcmweb.co.uk

The ever brilliant Mark McMillan (of APFS) has launched a website that should be catnip to TV presentation fans. 182 reconstructed TV clocks!!!
www.mcmweb.co.uk

07.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 21

Cobblers on telly again. Come on you claret and white wazzocks

08.03.2026 12:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In fairness there were only about four other people in there

08.03.2026 11:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For the first time in aeons I've been to Morrisons and nobody annoyed me

08.03.2026 10:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That "we're just innocent men" clip. Just winds me up every time I see it posted on social media and I don't know why

08.03.2026 09:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The GTV6 is greatest sounding production car there's ever been

08.03.2026 09:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pizza for breakfast like the decadent capitalist pig I am

08.03.2026 09:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Which other idiots have got up at four in the morning to watch the Australian Grand Prix?

08.03.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0