David V

The money you pay for that nursing home and they serve you that!

More importantly means Everton’s last home game of the season won’t be shifted to midweek because Sunderland are in the final.

C’mon Port Vale. I really don’t want the last home game of the season to be shifted to a Tuesday night, I’ve had my fill of them this season.

A fine establishment as is The Cottage Loaf next door(ish)

Some one at the FA has just had the call and is popping City, Chelsea, Arsenal and the RS’s balls in the freezer ready for tomorrow.

Whichever of City or Arsenal need to win it on their way to the quadruple they’ve fucked up so many times over the last few years just for lolz

Liza Minnelli on BBC2. Cor.

Some performance from Scotland this.

Twist it twice and it’s not an issue, culling those still
drinking out of bottles with the lid on the tip of their nose would solve the “overcrowding issues” in this country very quickly

I’d forgotten about the Spurs game and judging by the scoreline so have the Spurs players. #MegaLolz

All Kiwi’s on Sunday then

You’re 12th lads.

Booked the quiet carriage on the train so of course there’s a bloke who’s decided to set up his entire office on the other side of the aisle and is mid-call before we’ve left Lime Street.

Fuck off you knobheads

Never change Premier League you knobheads

Good to see Burnley have discovered where the goal is just before they play…….oh FFS

With it be ming a Saturday surprisingly yes, unsurprisingly not at home though.

Didn’t know there was Barclays action tonight so I’ve not done a thing with my nerd team.

Shaking it risks more damage surely.

I’m in dat der London so I’ll have to find a pub daft enough to want to show it and then spend the GDP of a small African nation on booze to help get me through it.

Have they moved the Arsenal game yet? I’m trying to make some Mother’s Day plans here, with ya ma obviously

Should fill the place at those prices (add 10% if you’re not an Ingurland priority member) *lashes patio furniture*

What channel was that?

The Hill Dickinson deal was really clever business as it essentially didn’t rule out anyone else throwing obscene amounts of cash at Everton. Seems unlikely there was another legal firm wanting to pop their name on the shirts

The one where they put a VR headset on? It was on on Wednesday

Bootleggers was boss, not been to Nickel City but heard nothing but good things from those that have

Which makes the non-vetoing of those he clearly doesn’t like all the more strange

Is it players playing in their right positions and a few wins? I’m not clicking on that ad riddled site to find out what the human dog whistle has to shriek.

I’m going to London next Tuesday afternoon for £26, it will cost me almost a quarter of that for the 25 minute journey from New Brighton to Lime Street.