Rebecca (Rebexagliflozin)🌤️

I have an unfounded conviction that light colored cats shed *more* but my late black cat was still a generous fur donor

I was not going to ask if it was That One, but this confirms it is

Well now I’m hungry

Methylene blue and the like

The audience they’re playing to is the audience still screaming about having to press 1 for English.

I remain amazed at the size of that audience.

It’s supposedly a tell that you’re not a real New Yorker if you wait for the signal to change before crossing… but dude, people drive like assholes here too

Yes! They’re leaving out a sizable demographic of people who need a real bra to appear in public!

Maybe a soldering iron as a compromise?

It’s too bad I can’t connect you with my stepdad, he’d weld it

I’d bet a sizable amount of money it’s seed oil BS

I’m top-heavy so I need shoulders on my dresses to permit a real bra 🤣

Gotta build a horse hut in the parking lot.

Is there Wild Bird Fund or similar where you are?

A brand that reliably fits me came out with some new necklines AND I’m stalking a denim dress on Poshmark, though that one is risky because I’m not sure I guessed my size right…

Probably not fair to the horse to spend the day in a parking lot. (I’m guessing they wouldn’t be allowed in the pharmacy.)

I told my therapist yesterday that I can’t fully grasp that this is the world people actively wanted to live in. (I don’t think he can either)

At least I know the bus I take would be using fuel with or without me, since it’s always mostly full 🤣

It’s going to be 50 degrees today.

Spring: the time when a middle-aged lady’s fancy turns to seasonal dresses! 👗

The worst part is knowing the futility of trying to fix it myself - I can avoid or give up things, it makes my day to day life slightly worse and overall doesn’t move the needle, but if I *don’t* make these decisions I’m morally bankrupt 😝

It alarms me all the time…

“That was MY human first.”

Getting to the end of sweater season so I’m hand washing and line drying the good ones

How do these guys decide what WBC team they’re going to play for? The announcers just told us a guy had played on multiple countries’ teams…

Teaching entrepreneurship!

Yes, the drying rack has been up all week, but this is the third different set of things drying on it in that time period!

A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

Made it to Friday but at what cost

… and I just learned the correct pronunciation of your name!

My thoughts exactly

Certainly smells better

This one in particular didn’t translate well through phone speakers