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OLD HAG 30+ y/o [FFXIV Mateus, .hack, hovering on the outskirts of multiple fandoms] unrepentant fujoshi ah not tan neet are not tan neet centimeter

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big timeskip
party never disbanded ๐Ÿ˜Œ

09.03.2026 23:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2281 ๐Ÿ” 553 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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>$1300 for two people (+1 dog) to LAX
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09.03.2026 22:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i think about how CC2 was like actively losing money developing the Fuga Trilogy but they continued on, eventually turned a profit, and actively celebrate selling 500k copies

bc like

we got companies out here burning entire studios to the ground for "only" selling 5 million copies???

09.03.2026 19:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my only real "religious" exposure growing up was my mom doing "green magick" with herbs and candles so boy was it a shock moving to a heavily catholic area and discovering a solid chunk of people considered burning some cedar leaves while thinking positive thoughts was akin to summoning the devil

09.03.2026 18:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Electric Avenue
youtu.be/4L1xGZHQjgA?...

09.03.2026 18:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's funny seeing how this is news to some people

Being Brazilian and LGB-T-, going to the US/GDC has not been safe for me for a VERY long time

So.. no ABYSS X ZERO at GDC for the foreseeable future, sorry USians.

I really dont want to go through the transphobic visa process or get killed by ICE

09.03.2026 16:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1144 ๐Ÿ” 250 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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little gloomy

09.03.2026 15:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 59 ๐Ÿ” 19 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

09.03.2026 02:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 18630 ๐Ÿ” 4702 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 221 ๐Ÿ“Œ 136

I cannot emphasize enough that these people are being laid off for failing to do things that are literally impossible

09.03.2026 15:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2797 ๐Ÿ” 1021 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 77
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Phone wallpaper if you want it

09.03.2026 14:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1925 ๐Ÿ” 670 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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09.03.2026 10:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 63 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"explaining gay to kids is complex and possibly traumatizing"

idk man like back in 1999 when i was 5 i asked about a same sex couple i saw at the mall and my grandparents were like "some dudes like dudes and some chicks like chicks" and my parents said the same thing. it was pretty easy to explain.

09.03.2026 15:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i slathered tiger balm on my shoulder and bicep bc the whole arm is fucked and i think i might've gotten a little overzealous the fumes are insane

09.03.2026 15:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky's new built-in translator is so ass lmfao half the time it tries to tl JP as CN great job

09.03.2026 14:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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show me ya moves #ffxiv

09.03.2026 01:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2020 ๐Ÿ” 1082 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

NO NO NO YOU DONโ€™T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step โ€œdesigned for normiesโ€ kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 12056 ๐Ÿ” 7334 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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3ๆœˆใชใฎใงใ‚จใƒผใ‚ณใจใƒขใ‚ฐ๐Ÿงก

09.03.2026 13:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 28 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i've never played Minecraft but somehow the Minecraft Movie wormed its way into my heart and it's become my "lifting me out of a dark thought spiral" movie so that's kinda weird but it works i guess

09.03.2026 13:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dead by Daylight .hack collab confirmed

09.03.2026 13:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

me making Tokio inadvertently flirt with Orca during my playthrough made me think oh did Orca invite Kite to The World for the same reason Sieg invited Minase? Was SkeithZero just running around cockblocking everyone by putting them into comas? Wild.

09.03.2026 13:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this winter just finally broke my will i think lol i've finally snapped

09.03.2026 12:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the cost of living i know i know but at this point what does a lower CoL mean if there's nothing to go out and do? plus all of my extended family is in california so i'd like for once in my life to experience what having a real family is like...

09.03.2026 12:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i haven't told anyone irl but the secondary reason for my vacation back home is to weigh the option of moving back permanently. like idk i've lived here for most of my life but i still don't feel like i belong here so it's like

be depressed in buffalo or be depressed in torrance

09.03.2026 12:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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nothing at work is getting done today and if anyone asks me to do anything i'll disintegrate on the spot

09.03.2026 12:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

god the dream

09.03.2026 12:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Very unfortunate vocal stim I've developed whenever I do something that hurts

15.11.2025 22:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3869 ๐Ÿ” 1608 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

they stole an hour from women

08.03.2026 18:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 4941 ๐Ÿ” 1685 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

i hate this stupid fucking system more than anything in the world. a system that benefits nobody, actively harms everybody, could be changed at literally any point in time, YET WE STILL KEEP DOING THIS MADNESS ANYWAY. YEAR AFTER YEAR WE DO THIS STUPID SONG AND DANCE FOR NO GOD DAMN REASON

08.03.2026 09:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 3094 ๐Ÿ” 620 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 107 ๐Ÿ“Œ 42
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she brother on my nier til i replicant
#NierReplicant

08.03.2026 12:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 311 ๐Ÿ” 190 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Shinra Archaeology Cut mod and 7th Heaven mod manager are now fully compatible with the new PC release of Final Fantasy VII across both Steam and GOG. This mod has a new translation, optional restored cut content, and more: www.rpgsite.net/news/19801-f...

08.03.2026 14:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 139 ๐Ÿ” 64 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2