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Matty. queer person doing the living thing. Climber. Food lover. Dog aficionado. Data geek. NYC->SLC. Organizer for SLAQC and Project Rainbow Utah.

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if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them

14.02.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 24863 πŸ” 2902 πŸ’¬ 1062 πŸ“Œ 491

I will post my way to Utopia. for us all

07.02.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 207 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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Brand new β€œbeer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir” photo just dropped

31.01.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)

20.01.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 9470 πŸ” 2266 πŸ’¬ 255 πŸ“Œ 169
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Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure

20.01.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 18583 πŸ” 3336 πŸ’¬ 372 πŸ“Œ 296
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7. Troublemaker, by El Lissitzky, 1913

20.01.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 1944 πŸ” 349 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 26
Frodo: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time

Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. This is all exceptionally stupid, though

Frodo: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. This is all exceptionally stupid, though

19.01.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 15610 πŸ” 5676 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 57

why’s is everyone nostalgic for 2016 are you crazy

16.01.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 221 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 11
raffi: regime change in America

raffi: regime change in America

they've got Raffi calling for regime change. something has shifted.

09.01.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 16753 πŸ” 2816 πŸ’¬ 363 πŸ“Œ 338

I am really begging people to stop sharing a slo-mo video of an execution like it’s instant replay in professional sports

08.01.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters

07.01.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 11671 πŸ” 3930 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 104

MUNA was like β€œlife’s so fun, life’s so fun” ummmmm so that was a lie

06.01.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 133 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

it’s going to be weird going back to work and people talking like everything is normal. like in a final fantasy game when someone’s summoned a meteor from hell to destroy the planet and the villagers still only talk about the big chocobo pageant coming up

04.01.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 3361 πŸ” 643 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 15
Note pad screen shot with the following:

Sleep music for the apocalypse 

I’d like less
  Infinite piano for sleep 
  Infinite hand pan for serenity 
  Infinite ambient for tranquility 

And more
  Infinite compassion for humanity 
  Infinite dignity for all 
  Infinite respect for the planet

Note pad screen shot with the following: Sleep music for the apocalypse I’d like less Infinite piano for sleep Infinite hand pan for serenity Infinite ambient for tranquility And more Infinite compassion for humanity Infinite dignity for all Infinite respect for the planet

04.01.2026 07:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by

03.01.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 8190 πŸ” 2271 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 92
No Blood For Oil vs. Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?

No Blood For Oil vs. Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?

Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.

03.01.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 16356 πŸ” 4173 πŸ’¬ 74 πŸ“Œ 55
A scene from Bob’s Burgers where Bob, slowly coming up stairs, says β€œit’s been a rough year” and his daughter Louise replies β€œit’s the first week of January”.

A scene from Bob’s Burgers where Bob, slowly coming up stairs, says β€œit’s been a rough year” and his daughter Louise replies β€œit’s the first week of January”.

03.01.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 486 πŸ” 109 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Was this bc of the Sohla video? Lol

21.12.2025 18:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was never on twitter gymternet so I don’t know what I’m missing - I follow the couple of outlets on here that I also subscribe to via RSS. I think a lot of β€œnormal” people who would otherwise be on here have moved fully to the Gymcord discord

07.12.2025 15:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every site/app on the internet is doing a 2025 Wrapped now. No thank you! I am trying to forget!

06.12.2025 20:15 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Ross Bryant, flanked by Lou Wilson and Jiavani, saying "We robbed the Louvre!"

Ross Bryant, flanked by Lou Wilson and Jiavani, saying "We robbed the Louvre!"

this was filmed april 4th 2025

29.10.2025 18:56 πŸ‘ 2916 πŸ” 409 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 18
deer inside an underground passageway

deer inside an underground passageway

i want to be lost and free

24.10.2025 21:19 πŸ‘ 523 πŸ” 88 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3
21.10.2025 01:23 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

It looked like he missed an early cut to the inside if he had been decisive? JJ v OSU style

20.09.2025 22:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
An image of the body of a dinosaur appears on a computer monitor. A parakeet peeks out from behind, perfectly aligned with where the dinosaur's head would be

An image of the body of a dinosaur appears on a computer monitor. A parakeet peeks out from behind, perfectly aligned with where the dinosaur's head would be

@vicmmic.bsky.social

31.08.2025 22:22 πŸ‘ 245 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.

01.09.2025 21:09 πŸ‘ 12585 πŸ” 1877 πŸ’¬ 97 πŸ“Œ 39
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110% tax on all income over $200k

31.07.2025 21:35 πŸ‘ 8477 πŸ” 1072 πŸ’¬ 151 πŸ“Œ 105