Sam, back on my bullshit

Currently engaged in medically-necessary tiddy oiling

Your reminder that Joss Whedon wasn’t allowed to be alone with 14 year old Michelle Trachtenberg.

Just if you’re getting excited about his career re-launch and don’t care about his revolting behaviour toward Charisma Carpenter.

I only ever did cross-stitch, so anybody who can do crewel work like that has my utmost respect! 💖💖💖

The education system is truly dead - nobody tell them why Kellogg wanted everybody to eat corn flakes

As you should be! That’s amazing work 🫶🫶💖💖

Democrats may not be able to prevent Mullin's confirmation, but they can certainly turn his track record of offense and stupidity into two days of televised humiliation so spectacular that he is wounded in Trump's eyes from day 1. That is the job.

This is actually the law.
Even more then re-skeeting Tom Holland's Lip Sync Battle.

i cannot stress enough that if you know anything about how kristi noem found out she was fired you must tell me

And every single compliment was well deserved! That’s an awesome outfit 💖💖💖

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This is a long shot, but I had to withdraw from school in January due to a bad mental health emergency and now I owe the school $900. I appealed but my appeal was denied. I want to return in the fall but I can't register until I pay the bill. If anyone can help, my venmo is benwrex, thank you <3

Yeaaaahhhhh … after hearing about that, I’m a bit suspicious of anybody who still voluntarily works with him 😒

Absolutely 100% yes 😘

I pledge to eat more ice cream and get even hairier 🫡

And a pineapple & guava aqua fresca - literally amazing 💖💖💖

We went to an amazing taco place yesterday for lunch - I got a carne asada quesadilla and it was so good

Hope you have/had a good day 💖💖💖

You ever just … have a random word pop into your head and you don’t know why?

I was sitting here minding my own business and my inner monologue just says “deuterosome” for no discernible reason

*confusion*

Pics or it didn’t happen 👀

Waffles and ice cream - breakfast of champions

*furious keyboard tapping*

Okay, looks like it’s stopped - you’re halfway between the third and fourth floors, so you’ll have to climb up and out of the service hatch to avoid suspicion. I’ve flagged the elevator as out of service so it shouldn’t move while you’re in the shaft *giggidy*

Perfect, sign me up

When I inevitably turn into a weird worm monster thing, send my life insurance money to my kid

I’m the computer nerd in the chair talking to you over your earpiece

What’s the dental look like?

Beats working at Starbucks 🫠

Damn, I thought *regular* rent in Southern California was bad - assisted living rent is *riDONKulous*

Abolish the legal gender marker entirely. No government can be trusted to have a database of which people have changed theirs, no government has any business tracking what your gender is "supposed" to be in the first place.

And if you’re like me, you might pee a lil too 🥲