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At last, a list in video form of all the people I want to ritually disembowel

I cannot find a single Victor Gulick gif wtf

Tell me your pet’s name in a GIF

I, Stage IV MBC, find McGrath to be the ultimate example of pinkwashing.
It sees Breast Cancer as a disease affecting affluent, white mums over 50 - look at their promotions ffs.
Breast Cancer is under 25s, 30-45s, renters, workers, every race, all genders. There is nothing pink about it.

I mean who amongst us *wasn’t* swept up in the soaring oratory, the rousing Periclean vigour and pathos, the exquisitely wrought turn of phrase, and - dare I add - the impish and lapidary wit of Brendan Nelson

Imagining an anguished Georgina Downer wrestling with the editorial quandary of whether to publish or surpress half a dozen sexually charged stanzas about the Queen

For me, today's Eurovision meeting comes down to the following:
- A government has manipulated the contest over the past two years for political purposes
- The way they have done so is well-documented by the EBU
- The proposed rule changes do not adequately address these issues

According to AI “"Hunza" most commonly refers to the Hunza Valley, a mountainous region in Gilgit-Baltistan, Pakistan”

So she’s saying you should be more mountainous and less like Shakira, I think?

I love the anticipation when he starts a menswear thread and wonder which RW politician or influencer he’s going to use as his inspiration for what not to do

Outstanding news that should be shared.

HardPass4 on Twitter tweets: "I'm willing to pay more for quality products if they are made in America, by Americans, who are paid a decent income." The tweet shows Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech" painting, which is often used to show the tweeter is expressing a brave opinion.

HardPass4 on Twitter tweets: "MINIMUM WAGE JOBS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE A CAREER. Why does no one understand this? Entry level jobs are STEPPING STONES to better jobs. No one wants to work towards that though."

HardPass4 on Twitter tweets: "Buy $5 gloves instead of $50 ones. Trust me." The tweet shows a box of "Gorilla Grip" gloves.

The label on Gorilla Grip gloves show they're made in China.

regardless of what happens to the tariffs, they're doomed from the start because the average conservative holds all three of these positions at once:

— virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing
— against increasing the minimum wage
— buys foreign imports because they're cheap

Oh lawd he coming (to attack my dog)

Congratulations (INSERT NAME HERE), on your GOLD LOGIE win!

#TVWeekLogies #Logies

Trump got to Ghislaine Maxwell. Watch for a deal in exchange for her silence on Trump. DO NOT FORGET: Trump is in the Epstein files. I’ve confirmed it.

Being able to successfully recruit a shooter who must surely have known he was on a death mission, and who also had to be a good enough shot to fire something that appeared to narrowly miss Trump, without risking actually shooting him, is what kills all the conspiracy theories for me.

I made a (vegetarian) mushroom wellington the first Christmas after the deaths at our annual pisstake Christmas party and I see a new future for it as an ironic/trolling dish.

Bob Vylan: here’s Britain’s answer to Rage Against The Machine

The Daily Telegraph: here’s Britain’s answer to Rage Against The Machine

9 months later: We regret to inform you that Britain’s answer to Rage Against The Machine are political

Tonight we saw an example of the risks associated with the most dangerous force on earth—the egos of old men. Concentrations of weapons grade self-interest and face-saving led to the destruction inflicted in Iran.

When reporting Israel's attacks on Iran it's important journalists remember Israel is a genocidal state, whose armed forces in the past 2yrs have murdered tens of thousands of civilians, many of whom were children and babies.

So maybe not treat everything they say with total credulity

This is the last thing the BBC needs

refusing to breathe
this air that is
full of indifference
#KeepTellingofGaza #GazaGenocide‌

64% of Israelis think "there are no innocent people in Gaza."

It gets worse.

That figure includes the 20% of Israel who are Palestinian citizens. 92% of them disagree.

So that means Jewish Israeli overwhelmingly think there are no innocent people in Gaza.

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers