Maybe tomorrow is the day I go buy a gun. I got my FOID after all.
07.03.2026 07:22
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Maybe tomorrow is the day I go buy a gun. I got my FOID after all.
A sleeping cat
Billionaires get the gallows.
If you like my cat, know that she hates capitalists.
The older I get, in contrast to what my mother would tell me, the further left I go.
I'm at the "chucking landlords out of helicopters" and "executing tyrants" phase.
Keep going. I'll keep sliding left.
Oh, dang. The whole "union" is bullshit and full of racist fucks. Sounds like we should stop allocating 75%nof our budget to them.
Fuck the police.
Tobias was right that the good Kennedy's got shot.
*she, and yes. Yes she is!
Yes, I realize this might as well be Dogville.
Lar Von Trier's Sleeping Beauty
Oh shit, forgot about Mad Max!
Claigula
Blues Brothers
9 to 5
Motel Hell
Friday the 13th
Airplane!
Stalker
Where the Buffalo Roam
Stir Crazy
Flash Gordon
Caddyshack
Prom Night
The Shining
Don't make me choose.
I realized what bugs me about Trump's appointees this term (beyond their outright naziism obviously).
It's their small-time venality and vanity. They're like the 26 year-old tech sales guy who made $400k last year and got promoted to "Regional VP" and started wearing bespoke suits to meetings.
Ferrets = Liquid
Cats = Non-Newtonian Fluid
A sleeping cat.
This, but Loaf posting. For me.
Suddenly have an idea for an awesome road trip movie
She sure is.
Rolling Stone is publishing pro-war advertorials by an Israeli government agent now:
Mucinex D and Monster.
A winning combination.
A sleeping cat, paws misarranged
Today's Loaf, in a position I do not understand.
!!!
You better wake the fuck up now. If we don't make their lives ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MISERABLE, we're going be the ones who get shafted. And HARD.
You best believe that everything about the Internet we know is going to die and everything we know and love with it.
I've made my calls today. You need to.
If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kākāpō chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!
Iran: America is the Great Satan.
America: I'll show you! *becomes the Great Satan*
Oh hell yes!
I've also been getting into all of Todd Edward Smith's projects.
El Creepo!
The Altar Boys
Dog Fashion Disco
Polkadot Cadaver
youtu.be/dhVYFasfA8k?...
cc: @berkprotocols.bsky.social
I wonder if I would even be able to touch that bottle. I have an issue with texture like chalk boards and unglazed pottery.
Woof. That's shit.
