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@scottishsimon

Mechanically minded Rock'n'roll Queer. Mad professor vibes apparently. Neuorobuggered. Consumer culture + design history buff.

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Hope the asthma medicines are helping, you Ron ๐Ÿ˜Š

05.03.2026 14:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, thank you โ™ฅ๏ธ, It's been dead stressful, but my family has sprung into action to help me with the thing I can't manage by myself

25.02.2026 14:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Me being relieved

Me being relieved

Separated from the man I married lol ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ฉ

22.02.2026 14:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@ursagayjor.bsky.social ๐Ÿ˜‰

10.02.2026 17:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why would you name and shame someone for just choosing to block or unfollow you? Are they not allowed to? Tsk.

10.02.2026 16:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you were on my mind ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

10.02.2026 16:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me husband were impressed at the bases covered ๐Ÿ‘€

10.02.2026 16:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sunshine breakfast ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘

10.02.2026 16:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is the dildo, bong and gun shop still open?

10.02.2026 16:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Me and a spliff

Me and a spliff

There is no tobacco or nicotine in this spliff ๐Ÿ‘

10.02.2026 11:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Me in my pants again

Me in my pants again

Morning

10.02.2026 09:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes! The Furries were my fave contemporary group in the 1990s ๐Ÿ™Œ

10.02.2026 08:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know about such beautiful things ๐Ÿคฉ

09.02.2026 20:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This wobbly Scot wishes you a smooth recovery as possible ๐Ÿ˜Š

09.02.2026 20:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post a banger not in English.

Did this already, but what the hell

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Hhi...

09.02.2026 20:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the meme for all of those times when your bravely choose Not to Have a Take despite the Discourse

09.02.2026 04:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 183 ๐Ÿ” 47 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh gosh, thinking of all of you โค๏ธ

09.02.2026 19:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post a banger that's not in English
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo-D...

09.02.2026 18:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Oh god, I'm not sure, I think it was just a brain fart or wonky typing ๐Ÿคฏ

09.02.2026 18:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of my role models

09.02.2026 13:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ISTG you're more of a guitar gay than me ๐Ÿ‘

09.02.2026 13:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn, where's Concorde when you need it ๐Ÿ˜

09.02.2026 13:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My Grandparents' TV was knocked off its stand by one of their friends dancing to this pished at Hogmanay ๐Ÿ‘

09.02.2026 13:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Me doing thumbs up fab whacky Macca style

Me doing thumbs up fab whacky Macca style

I'm glad your sport thing was woke, American chums

09.02.2026 13:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So have I now. Don't let us stop you please ๐Ÿ‘€

09.02.2026 08:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're lovely ๐Ÿ˜

09.02.2026 03:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope you have a full recovery, strokes are shit, aren't they ๐Ÿ˜˜

09.02.2026 03:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beware of vegan cheese, be careful

08.02.2026 15:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fenella Fielding's minge hair!

08.02.2026 15:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spoiler: No they didn't

08.02.2026 15:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0