riley !

AAAHH

let him sit on LTI and collect his retirement, give him the medical assistance he needs, and let him live a happy rest of his life.

genuinely why do they keep letting him play

Marimar Martinez, shot by federal agents in Chicago, testifying in Washington today:

Rahman: "We call ourselves a civilized nation, but we lack rules and accountability around what a person claiming to be law enforcement is permitted to do to another human being."

She ends with this: "I am not afraid. And I am not afraid to keep working on this problem, even after ICE is gone."

I'm so happy for u bren I hope the wild win the cup this year I'm cheering for them

it's so good for me that I stopped emotionally investing into the canucks a couple years ago. genuinely would be devastated rn. instead I'm just awestruck

ur fucking telling me the best I can hope for from this trade is the sole Israeli in the NHL whose mom's tl is full of active genocide denial becoming a superstar for the country to propagandize around?? genuinely can't imagine a worse outcome from the Hughes trade

wear #1 for me ✊

EXACTLY that was the first thing I thought of

that's why I said hot take

17 is a terrible goalie number!! no 1s on goalie jerseys!!

35 looks cool! and 30 can look kinda cool. agreed on all the other ones.

i wear #57 because it looks sick in most numbering and 5 happens to be my brother's favourite number and 7 my favourite number :} i believe it is a 100x better goalie number than #1 and I will die on this hill

hot take - #1 should be a player number, not a goalie number. goalie jerseys are way wider and 1 makes way too much negative space. it looks terrible. this coming from the girl who grew up idolizing luongo and started playing goalie bc of him

that's all u need!!

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even if everything goes perfectly right,, odds of getting a UTI or some sort of infection somewhere from all the filth from the ice and hockey gear??? 95%???

most hilarious way to evaluate whether something would be comfortable during sex but like I just think about how much of a fucking nightmare it is to just take an emergency bathroom run in gear and think yeah no. why would I want to make sex like this

there's just so many hard to clean spots. it gets uniquely filthy in the absolute worst way. i feel bad sharing the same room w my gear and making my fiance smell that shit, let alone having sex w him in that

genuinely hockey gear sex sounds great until u step into hockey gear and realize wow. this would be fucking miserable

as soon as u displace anything from its' intended spot it's a hindrance. hockey pants are bulky and in the way and u basically need to get out of them entirely if u want to move, hockey gloves are flexible enough to hold a hockey stick and not much else, they get filthy in an unsexy way...

not to be like presumptive and be that person who's like "you'd have to have played the game" but like. hockey gear is *wildly* impractical for sex.

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

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god. just an absurdly good time.

the canucks aren't a rudderless ship. they've got a captain who hasn't drank water in like 5 days who keeps hallucinating land in the distance and turning off course to get to it

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The Goldeneyes' home opener was historic... ...but then they had to set the emotions aside and actually play the game.

The Goldeneyes' home opener was historic...

...but then they had to set the emotions aside and actually play the game. And Abby Boreen came to play. passittobulis.substack.com/p/the-golden...