Shambolika

Me, admiring nurses Disney tattoos, and the nurse telling me about the sleeve she had planned.

My wife: aren't you afraid they'll sue you?

Nurse: wut

Yeah Gorillaz are influential whereas Oasis wear their influences on their sleeves

So pendulous

“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”

-Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥

Uncle Werner delivering the good stuff.

Amazon pulls sponsorship from Paris book festival after booksellers’ association boycott Syndicat de la Librairie Française accused online retailer of trying to ‘flood the market with fake AI-generated books’

Yes, the French booksellers association forced the Paris Book Festival to drop Amazon sponsorship due to Amazon "seeking to flood the market with fake AI-generated books, promoted by fake reviews, written by fake readers [which rise] to the top of fake rankings"💥 MORE OF THIS, PLEASE 💥

Mahia, We Have A Problem

@davemosk I haven't been a fan of Peter Beck or RocketLab since this: https://northandsouth.co.nz/2021/03/14/rocket-lab-military/

Let's talk about what happens when oil prices go through the roof and stay there - because it really isn't pretty, it's going to hit our economy incredibly hard, and it's only peripherally about how much it costs to fill the tank.

A short 🧵

#nzpol

Of course they should

Photo of NYC Mayor Mamdani smiling, with text in bold letters superimposed that read “New Yorkers want more funding for libraries”. A small header reads “NYC PLAN : Public Library Action Network”

@mayor.nyc.gov It’s clear : New Yorkers want increased funds for our public libraries.

Libra: You will finally get everything you deserve this year, which is great news for your enemies.

An egg in a suit carrying on as if he's not already done for.

What's that you say lux-gone?

This screen grab was just asking for the headline to be cropped like this.

#nzpol

See also: Waiting for waiting for Godot

Some of us would rather be corrected than to go on being wrong

fucking choreography

THIS IS CHURCHILL'S FOREVER WAR

Remi Wolf - Disco Man (Official Video) YouTube video by Remi Wolf

youtu.be/V1dtRs_vN6Y?...

torches...👀

Aldous Harding - Zoo Eyes Listen to Zoo Eyes on TIDAL

What what am i doing in Dubai
In the prime of my life
Do you love me

tidal.com/track/103583...

*actually I buy the generic brand but the line was too good

Chickens have pellets.
Dogs have biscuits.
I have weetbix

It was the same old fullas who said seppo who drank shots of rum and clove syrup. Nom

My wry smile will suffice

Maybe i'm messed up but the person was vividly toxic so whatever, glad she got the boot

I distinctly remember an event where I made a good joke in a big group of my family but there was one outsider person we all hated (for really good reasons) and when she laughed I had this strong visceral feeling of "how dare you laugh at OUR joke!?"

Sorry sugar, my balls are sweet enough

So, if Luxon is gone then will Willis have to go as finance minister? #NZPol

The endless Churchill war on the environment

It was mocking us, I'm sure