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Ahoakia, Macro at Large~ πŸ”ž

@ahoakia

32, ΞΈΞ”, math dragon by day (he/him), horny kaiju by night (it/its), sometimes writes as both. Very NSFW, very political. Minors, bigots, and grifters will be on the receiving end of lighting breath (the block button)

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My BIG #MacroMarch drop is finally here!

I made a book of my favorite thing: huge, looming DILFs putting tinies in Situations.

15 fully colored giant dad images (NSFW included), never before seen and exclusive to this collection.

Volume 1 is available now!
www.patreon.com/posts/giant-...

09.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 146 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 1

Well I for one very much believe they were worth the effort, they look amazing πŸ’œ

10.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And the number of times i would bump those grates doing something else,

I didnt even like them when they were cold, caused a bad sensory experience.

When I did while they were hot? Yeowch.

10.03.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We're the queer bar where the owner absolutely fucking hates us, but can't kick us out because we pay the rent and keep the lights on.

10.03.2026 09:18 πŸ‘ 125 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Man, compared to having to clean old stoves, using Weiman feels like literal actual sorcery.

10.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It was a correct assessment, you very much are a prettyboy~

10.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*dont mind the

You can tell I did not sleep a lot the last week, haha

10.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, I'm leaving Vancouver, thank you for all the fun sights at Vancoufur this year, learned and experienced a lot from my first con~

Don't kind tue momentary purple sky as I fly back east πŸ’œ

10.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I fear this battle will drain my strength before my foe so much as drains his loins... πŸ₯΄πŸ˜΅πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦

09.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The size of friend you can tag your location on~

09.03.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ended up doing a bit of doodling in the artists lounge with @marchdragon.bsky.social! His is on the left, and mine is on the right

#MacroMarch #Vancoufur2026

08.03.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

A dangerous duo indeed~

09.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Even bigger, I hope~

08.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy big days to a big bird~

08.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Rrrf, a truly majestic wyrm,

Gods I wish he'd siege me- I mean what πŸ₯΅πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦

08.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Happy Birthday!

07.03.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That can be arranged, I always need more foot toys~

07.03.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday! 🎊

07.03.2026 13:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Absolutely devastated to have to deliver this news.

I have loved working at BuzzFeed so much but I have to stand up for what I believe in.

Please DO NOT send hate to anyone!

If anything changes regarding this, I will let you know.

05.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 7320 πŸ” 2778 πŸ’¬ 83 πŸ“Œ 110
tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher"

"You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times"

sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher" "You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times" sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

05.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 5251 πŸ” 2045 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 14
05.03.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 668 πŸ” 232 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Me, losing my nerve at the entrance of the con nerve: I dont know, maybe this was all a mistake, how do I know I'll actually belong?

*A cybertruck pulls up to the hotel door, the gathered furs start booing and jeering, multiple thumbs down*

Me: ...yeah that'll do it.

05.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gods, same... πŸ’¦

04.03.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rrrf, a powerful and overwhelming cleaning Im sure πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦

04.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rawr, putting my all into giving you kisses just to be so casually scooped up and getting a saliva coating...

Oh how I would squirm >//<

04.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My first instinct when I saw the thing that inspired this was to go through with it just to see if I would regret it...

πŸ€”

04.03.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The best part about growing is you can always grow *more*~

04.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Being there myself it hurts so bad to hear others going through it. πŸ«‚

04.03.2026 13:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Vancouver, I am inside you...

Though give it a day or two and you'll be inside me πŸ’œπŸ²β¬†οΈπŸ‘…

04.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

My kisses won't feel quite so impressive in comparison, but you will get them in return nonetheless~

04.03.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0