Bruh think he Geddy Lee.

The JDAM drops again; but now I know
That twenty decades of 'democracy'
Were vexed to nightmare by a rasping TV,
And what slop feast, its manliness generated at last,
Slouches towards X again to be born?

The Second Bombing! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Reality TV
Troubles my sight: somewhere in the mar of the lago
A shape with potato body and head of a man,
A face bright and garish as the sun
Is heaving its ragged sighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the pedophilic turds.

Oh are you somebody who knows things about Tumblr and its lore? I had no idea.

It's a smart rhetorical move if you're trying to convince Americans, many of whom *definitely do* believe that having to live next to somebody who speaks a different language is a human rights violation

He doesn't understand that, unlike him, they don't think that's a good thing.

Man if you think it's pedantic in here just wait til you get a load of the inflated pedantry in California.

Feels like this is one for your 'too much pop music is Christian Rock these days' pile.

To each according to his need.

Weakening that taboo wherever the diaspora has settled is a secondary goal; if the diaspora won't support the apartheid state we shouldn't be allowed to feel safe.

Guess it's a good thing David Foster Wallace isn't around to write his profile.

Man I've seen Satantango in theaters, you just gotta include an intermission.

Goddammit.

REIGN OF TERROR | PENGUIN RANDOM HOUSE | AUGUST 9 2022

Spirit of Dick Cheney in Hell screaming crying throwing up now that he realizes he backed the wrong horse in 2024.

Man I really wish fewer pieces in your corpus felt so perennially relevant.

When I sell my labor to a business owner, I'm working class. When I own the fruits of my own labor as a business owner, I'm bourgeois, even if I work super hard.

Nazism where the diaspora has settled is not a threat to the State of Israel.

Well, if we don't do it now, China might beat us to it, and where would be then? Better an American Age of Eternal Darkness than a Chinese Age of Eternal Darkness!

The only President likely to do this is one imposed by an external power.

What's confusing is that Newsom's not supposed to say things like that.

Thank you for keeping the black magic contained. Some of us owe you our lives, but will never know....

Brown people being murdered overseas doesn't affect them in any way they understand, but being owned online is the worst thing that could happen to them, especially if it's by some blue-haired barista.

We have quite a few we're just extremely selective about when we choose to pay attention to them.

Yeah not loving how often I think of Ramsey's Sporting Goods and the Bamboo Lounge - in particular the push/pull of Tommy's violence and Paulie's 'protection' leading up to the bust-out - when I look at our international relations these days.

Yeah I feel incredibly lucky to be out of college nearly 20 years now, every single aspect of it seems markedly worse in ways that make it seem, to me, impossible to be a student in the way I understood it then.

Oh, see, there's your problem: stuffed lambchops have only one natural predator, and it's domesticated dogs.

If Bush had done PEPFAR by accident.

Todd Phillips the Hangover guy? That doesn't sound right....

Well except for when we accidentally killed the successor we had picked.