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Me but I’ll complain just to hear the raptor noises

26.02.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have (a frog)

18.02.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh sure but when I do it it’s a β€œburn hazard”

18.02.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the TaΓ­nos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

09.02.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 20654 πŸ” 5274 πŸ’¬ 108 πŸ“Œ 179

This is the greatest post of all time.

09.02.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

unbe-Liv-able? Broccβ€”Liv? Night of the Liv-ing Dead?

08.02.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am of course talking about W.

07.02.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I long for the days of a more respectable, well spoken war criminal.

07.02.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do it (combative)

30.01.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

JPEG THEM ALL

29.01.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I find the best thing to do if your Craigslist post hasn’t sold in 3 years is to make sure to refresh the post every day but not change the price or accept negotiations.

29.01.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

MARRY THE POPE

29.01.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

H…how many magazines do they think you can fit in a handgun at once? Smh

29.01.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A boy’s gotta eat

27.01.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Week of action in honor of Alex Pretti, RN and all others killed by ice Join National Nurses United RN members in a week-long series of actions to honor Pretti and all who have been murdered by ICE, as well as demand that Congress vote to immediately abolish this violent,...

National Nurses United, largest nurses' union in US, are holding actions over the coming week in honor of Alex Pretti and all others killed by ICE

www.nationalnursesunited.org/week-of-acti...

26.01.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 2534 πŸ” 733 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 32
A screenshot of WhatsApp:

Ash: SebastiΓ‘n, I have one very pressing question.
SebastiΓ‘n Di Martino: Let me know
Ash: Are jaguar soft?
SebastiΓ‘n Di Martino: They are very soft (two hearts on the answer)

A screenshot of WhatsApp: Ash: SebastiΓ‘n, I have one very pressing question. SebastiΓ‘n Di Martino: Let me know Ash: Are jaguar soft? SebastiΓ‘n Di Martino: They are very soft (two hearts on the answer)

Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

25.01.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 15179 πŸ” 2858 πŸ’¬ 209 πŸ“Œ 224
Every Time I Die - "Planet Shit"
Every Time I Die - "Planet Shit" YouTube video by Epitaph Records

youtu.be/7IvWESzWBtE?...

24.01.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've talked to people on the ground about the strike here tomorrow, and the single thing everyone brings up is just how shockingly wide the support for the strike is. Businesses that no one would have expected to support it are doing so.

23.01.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 4908 πŸ” 1449 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 26

I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.

22.01.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 15487 πŸ” 5778 πŸ’¬ 141 πŸ“Œ 1554

Maybe the real domestic terrorists are the friends we made along the way

22.01.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know no one on the right has a shred of ideological consistency, but where are all the 2A fearmongers at?

21.01.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reverse POV BJ but it’s just a lot of pelvis coming straight at your face over and over again πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

15.01.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Here's more, with details. Share widely, streams got taken down, make sure they cant put the genie back in the bottle or go after a handful of people.

bsky.app/profile/adap...

15.01.2026 07:07 πŸ‘ 844 πŸ” 371 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 11

Reading the Stormlight Archives

14.01.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So… Greenland?

07.01.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

More like juboyji, amirite

04.01.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Literally obsessed and burning my way through the series

04.01.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lol I meant who tweeted what

04.01.2026 04:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

John Cena do your thang

03.01.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao what

03.01.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0