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Over on the other place, dystopia arrives

@synx508.bsky.social It's so weird to me in 2025 to see "grok" recycling text it has been fed. It doesn't feel so long ago that a (spookily) similarly named piece of software was entertaining me on IRC

Days afloat since launched:
The Titanic: 315.
Boaty McBoatface: 2522 and counting.

bro, you ain't seen the hair? they definitely got orange

Please send this man some thoughts and prayers. I can not believe the suffering he must have endured to send us these, presumably last ever photographs before he was claimed by mother nature and returned to the soil. A stark warning to us all.

I'm confused? Where's the mains power? How will our electronics work in this location? Who made it so green like that? Christ sake, there could be INSECTS there. Upon closer inspection, I think there's a lit ball of gas in the sky and it's trying to kill you, albeit slowly via quite soothing rays.

Yeah that makes sense, it's a balancing act of providing discoverability vs similar-to-this vs more-of-this-particular-creator all while trying to sell us stuff.

It does feel like they try to wall you in, instead of offering branches to untested content.

His content might not be for you I guess? I'm not sure it's "for me" either to be fair! It was honest, informative, showed me a slice of a different way of life, and not riddled with ads. I rate it as great content for the 2nd monitor.

I feel sick, tell me this is a joke

GTA Vatican City

This guy thought he was being clever, but got tricked into talking about the 'Far Left' by Google.

The most dramatic night of European football since the last one.

The laziest news article ever: Hottest day of the year.

It's April, mate. January 1st was also the hottest day of the year.

Huge sourdough fans

When your character hasn't unlocked any set pieces so you cobble together what you have

Five or fewer words, actually.

Couldn't sleep last night so put on a ~2.5 hour video about Disc Golf Discs being made and then I watched the whole thing. I don't even play Disc Golf. I'm very tired, but can explain in great detail how Disc Golf discs are made.

Not a damn thing wrong with either version tbh, great memory captured forever 👍

the person filming breathes with a proud smile after the child's second pass

Original GB was £99 at launch, mad to think that the lego version will presumably be around the same price.

my source inside the pentagon said

You just know the lore of this was him complaining about the weather at a Florida golf course and someone said "This wouldn't happen if the hurricanes came in from the Gulf of America" and he was like "pass me a crayon, I need to write that down" and then after eating the crayon he had a nap.

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Laura Dern was 25 while filming Jurassic Park, the movie itself is 32 now.

Forget the Grimace shake, UK folks need to get the McD's Terry's chocolate orange pie. It's nearly exactly as you would imagine... only maybe twice as filthy. Get in!

Where are we skibidi dropping, boys?

man that's wild, i guess this is what turtles would have looked like if they made a series of live action movie in the early 90s, luckily only the cartoons exist and nothing can ever change that

What if we reframe it as the 2024 trolley problem. Do we kill one ceo or save the ceo and let his decisions kill hundreds/thousands?

^Primarily aimed at the funding, not the people who work within the actual 'healthcare' part.