political science himbo and dummy thicc internet clown
glutelord is the handle for the spicier stuff too btw
goblin โข he/him โข patreon.com/adamtots โข Let Me In Your Window: https://amzn.to/4l2oOFw
Founder of KedzieT Consulting โข Advocate AthleteAlly & GayGames โข Dad to Dipplin โข Probably on a tennis court โข Philly โข He/Him ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐พ
IG: KedzieT
www.kedziet.com
7-time award-winning bakery owner
One half of the @wedonthaveityet.bsky.social podcast
New Hampshirite
Lifelong UMass Football stan
Vanagon caretaker
Bluesky's #1 Rays fan
Bluesky's #1 Crumbl hater
Video game nerd
Pinballer
Soup appreciator.
I take pictures of weird stuff for a living. Award winning social media, but I give it to you for free.
NSFW. 40. 6โ1โ. 225lbs. 7.5โ. PNW.
Big dumb top
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video games, bodybuilding, memes and mental health. gay, vegetarian, leftist and nd. DMs are open, reposts get my attention.
๐จ๐ฆ troubadour. children's champion. ecology. Raffi Foundation for Child Honouring. beluga grads.
Video Games ๐ฎ | Anime ๐พ | Movies ๐ฅ | Guitar ๐ธ | Formula 1 ๐๏ธ | Travel โ๏ธ | Hiking ๐๏ธ | Photography ๐ธ | ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
๐Denver, CO
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/danieljoxendine
Twitch ๐พ: https://www.twitch.tv/danicusrexxgaming
Ohio State fan. NSFW sometimes. ๏ฟผLiving my life one day & one Mariah Carey song at a time. Shorter in real life.
'80s cryptid/any pronouns/drawing the yaoi comics and Lupin the Third fan art!
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My art and this account is for 18+ adults only
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Read Exorcism Academy (18+ only) - it's now complete at https://asmodrawscomics.com
He/Him | Ojibwe, faggot, Lefty, vegan, aspiring himbo
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Gay comedian also sober (3x main character)
IG @xomichaeljohn
Show dates/discounts: https://mailchi.mp/b67672b73977/xomichaeljohn
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anime, gaming, gym, smooches
๐ Los Angeles
Competitive Bodybuilder, Polo Flexer ๐ช๐ผ๐. Large Pecs Owner.
Cashapp $dredlifter
Bucked UP Ambassador. Link below for 20% discount! Get great supps and support me!
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Alec | 26 | WA | he/him | @Hell0MrAnderson on all socials | Check out my fitness training page @ApatiteFitness
This is the official account for BART. We provide train service throughout the San Francisco Bay Area and connect people to places they love.
For automated service updates go to @alerts.bart.gov
Visit us at bart.gov ๐๐
too tall for my own good ๐
Chicago
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mostly cake ๐ฐ and cakes ๐
๐Chicago
41,PNW, SW WA,Vers,6โ6,muscle fit, Daddy, Size 15 Feet,I do not show face. ๐๐ฆ NO BLANK PROFILES
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IG: https://www.instagram.com/5280.ghost
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New Yorker staff writer. Author of Rogues, Empire of Pain, Say Nothing. Podcast: Wind of Change. Producer of FX series Say Nothing, now streaming on Hulu (in the US) and Disney+ (everywhere else).
New book coming April 7, 2026: London Falling.
Creator / showrunner of Glamorous (Netflix). Previous: Star Trek Discovery, Quantico, GCB, Desperate Housewives, Gilmore Girls.
Comedian, podcaster, etc. 5x billboard comedy chart topper
Just some nerd hulking out. This will be NSFW space. 18+ only.
Gamer. Cross Stitcher. Lifter. Professional tall guy๐ณ๏ธโ๐
BLM, Trans Lives Matter, Free Palestine, Fuck ICE.
DM for collabs.....no really.
part time renaissance man
ig: @collin.jpg
Tรบ Papi
Free Palestine, viva Mรฉxico ๐ต๐ธ๐ฒ๐ฝ
Trans rights ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
Se coquetea en espaรฑol
Puzzling mix of insecurity and exhibitionism
NSFW โ ๏ธ "Tasteful" nudes ahead ๐ซข
Trainee bodybuilder ๐ช๐ป Librarian ๐ PhD studentโ๏ธ
Migraineur (yes, it's a word) ๐ง Human โฅ๏ธ
Married ๐ @sengafit.bsky.social ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Trevor ๐ถ
25 y/o ๐จ๐ฆ
Plant dad ๐ชด
Gym rat ๐ช๐ผ
Gaymer (OW2, DbD, Pokemon) ๐ฎ
Coffee addict โ๏ธ
Twitch:
https://www.twitch.tv/spilled_wine
milio_c_ on ig ๐ธ
https://www.instagram.com/milio_c_/profilecard/?igsh=MWFxY29vYW9ocjMxZA==
Hevy ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
https://hevy.com/user/milio_lifts
Avid rower in PNW. Also avid dick lover ๐ (NSFW obvi) ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ฌ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฃ DMs always open ๐ฅฐ
linktr.ee/big_gay_oar
If you know me IRL, no you don't and you should turn back unless you wanna be ok with seeing a lot more of me
โ (เธ อ ยฐ อูอ อกยฐ)เธ
tromsรธ, ๐ป๐ถ๐บ๐ณ๐ด
urban planning๐
26, living in the arctic
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https://www.instagram.com/nicksyourbudddy
The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when itโs no longer true
Chicago-style artisanal smut. Soft Dom Daddy top AF. Things that matter: queerness, kindness, husband, fitness, sobriety. DM for collabs. justfor.fans/yournewdadxxx
Taken but I can play
Looking for a chill, h*rny, non-problematic, and non-creepy community! ๐
This is the only account I post on!!!
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Just a silly himbo ๐ณ๏ธโ๐โจ๏ธ random thoughts, memes, movies, horror, cats and selfies
Gym selfies and thirst traps
6โ4โ libra
There will be butts!
Gay and (monogamously) married ๐ฅฐ
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elderly gay person (38) in chicago, Illinois. nice but sometimes horny on main. my instagram is @chrisissayinghello because chris says hi was taken. idk who has it.
always feel like laura dern in inland empire
๐Denver
Ig: petty_hearst
massachusetts ๐| phd in public policy | wicked gay | short king | usually sfw
instagram.com/dr_jd9000/
https://hevy.com/user/dr_jd
All-the-time posting frames from the Homestar Runner internet cratoon every 30 minutes! This bot is maintained by @hubecube.com
Gamer ๐ฎ | ATL | ๐จ๐พโ๐คโ๐จ๐ผ partnered
Donโt you dare go hollow.
๐ฌ๐พ aspiring ๐ซ๐ท In that liminal space some people refer to as โmid-life.โ
๐Austin, TX
5'5 shortie working on the stacked part
Theater, fantasy, sci-fi, games, fitness, cooking and baseball please and thank you ๐
Mostly NSFW, always ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
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Justice Correspondent for The Nation Magazine. Author of Allow Me to Retort and Bad Law.
Class: PLD. Alignment: Neutral Good
Str:12 Dex:8 Con:15 Int:13 Wis:10 Char:14 Author: Allow Me To Retort
gay on days that end in a y
๐ San Francisco is home (๐ฒ๐ฝ)
๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Gay
๐จ๐ผโ๐คโ๐จ๐ฝ Married to @tommysf.bsky.social
๐ Here for the thirst traps and the opinions
32 ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ฒ๐ฝ | SATX | Horror heaux | All around nerd |
Words at ballsandstrikes.org, and even more words in The Originalism Trap: How Extremists Stole the Constitution and How We the People Can Take It Back
Out now at tinyurl.com/originalismtrap !
big soup fan
I'm on Germ DM ๐
https://ger.mx/AxtnJFPJr506_38sUHNlA9ZGZvBwtvpWjlrJcThvwbST#did:plc:yukzg4twr4cqlwftgalc23sp
๐Chicago
Daddy, Husband & Videographer of
Coach Vanson
https://bsky.app/profile/yournewdadxxx.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/Cam_Vanson
Content Creator (both the sexy kind and the silly kind). Follow along for a good time.
https://linktr.ee/scottrileyx?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=69f31b48-67d0-4e8a-b670-fb4dfd02966f
st. jude patron saint of hopeless causes please give me the power to crush this bitch
Official thirst trooper posts
๐ณ๏ธโ๐, married, gaymer, nerd, PNW
โTake a thousand naked pictures of yourself nowโฆ believe me, one day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes and say, โDear God, I was a beautiful thing!โโ
-Moira Rose
canadian if it comes to that
https://linktr.ee/ohhijoel
gay nightmare | โก๏ธ | #ActuallyAutistic | minneapolis
Columbus, OH
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very fond of yer lobster. NY is home.๐ป๐ช๐ค๐insta: instagram.com/penacolada2293
Tejano journalist in Boston
luisgrendon.com
Now living in Spain ๐ช๐ธ with @arsenben80 and our dogs Reggie and Dave ๐ถโค๏ธ ๐ถ
Fueled by wine ๐ท and sarcasm ๐
Casa_Cadabra_ on Instagram
๐ Gay
๐จ๐ฆ Canadian
๐ San Francisco
๐ Married: @heriinsf.bsky.social
๐ Current book: The Darkness Outside Us - Eliot Schrefer
Mostly thirst traps, occasional other content (gaming, memes, hot takes, etc)
Sex positive exhibitionist. Always looking for artists needing a model.
Nyc based.
Instagram selfiesofme3
Small Town Tradie ๐ค
Married: @rodricksnowbub.bsky.social
justfor.fans/thenorthmen
Insta:smalltowntradie
Author, THE CAPED CRUSADE, NPRโs PODCAST START UP GUIDE. Unauthor, SUPERMAN: THE UNAUTHORIZED BIOGRAPHY. Host, POP CULTURE HAPPY HOUR.
Just some pits and Pokรฉmon
Werewolf
Gay Gym Rat
Pro Wrestling Fan
Trance/Progressive Music
Politics (Anti-Trump Centrist)
#Workout #Gym #Gay #ASOT #WWE ๐บ๐ฆ
Iโm taking a pause from content creation. Thanks in advance for respecting my privacy.
why is your penis on a dead girlโs phone?
๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Gay and insufferable
๐La La Land
๐ธ instagram.com/justinclu
Smirking whore from Highgarden
๐Chicago
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Instagram: hoganmclaughlin
Film historian and cultural critic. Movie theaters, cinema spaces, and filmgoing cultures. Radically optimistic. Writing at www.howtoreadmovies.com, Metro Weekly, Film Atlas, and elsewhere. Cohost @ColdWarCinema.com. He/Him/His.
๐New Orleans
Instagram.com/ThemorallycorruptAF
ginger ๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆฐ/ thirst traps / housewives / cat dad ๐ฑ
Professional labor photographer. Unions for all. Birds. Whales. Cats. Hydration. Maybe a dash of democratic socialism. Not necessarily in that order. Too much optimism for the current moment.
Cute content skeeted often, not with the news cycle
North Man/ kindness punk up to all the good.
Yoga and powerlifting, full-bushed, cigar nerd.
New England based
Married: https://bsky.app/profile/mjb1990.bsky.social
Justfor.fans/thenorthmen
Senior Technology Reporter at The Intercept
Got a tip? Signal: sambiddle.99 (Make sure you donโt contact me via a work-provided device)
https://sambiddle.com
Strong
Majestic
Unevenly Hairy
instagram.com/joshuaowen
Chaos Muppet. Raconteuse. The internetโs gay Catholic aunt. Covering arts philanthropy at orartswatch.org. Writing books and plays at clairewillettwrites.com. Mentoring lefty grantwriters at tinyurl.com/8thHousePDX. โNotable internet lesbian.โ
Bravoholic โBridemaidโ
Cohost of Niceish Podcast
Bleed Dodgers Blue ๐
โWhen you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression."
Here to hold my name . She/her / yourgorgoness
- Far Rockโs finest
- expert of miscellany
- writer
- Senior Fellow
- Oracle at Dead ass
@unbreaking.org
Politics, politics, politics
A liar and a malicious, despicable person
Only 20% unhinged โข He/him ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
๐St. Louis
Oh, yes - the woman in the picture is โจmeโจ| Debutante at the Bouvier-Kennedy-Radziwill-Onassis School for Trapping Eligible Bachelors. Professional flirt. Better as a concept. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ฆ
He/him
๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ป๐ต๐ธ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฑ Your fave hype man, Diogenes of Bluesky, butcher, sometimes NSFW, LOTR, Venture Bros, dog dad
Trans folks are awesome
Nashville ๐
รชtre en proie ร la plus grande confusion
Software Engineer | Saint Louis, MO | Love languages and nice long baths ๐๐
Sometimes sweet, often sassy, always genuine. ENFJ. Happy to have found the Patrick to my David.
amateur: baker, water sports enthusiast
professional: gay
Actor. Golfer. Doesn't like cocaine but likes songs about cocaine.
https://linktr.ee/timothycsimons
