@celtzo
When you snark into the void, the void snarks back…. Who am I? Human, scientist, she/her, ally. A lover of cats, sci-fi, bad movies, video games, murder mysteries, and family (found, blood, and in progress). NOTE: There WILL be typos!!!!!
Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face
Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now
C4C graduates Satsuma, a marmalade colored orange tabby cat, and Chicory, a black cat who is sitting beside his friend while sticking his tongue out in a “blep.”
Everybody with cats has That One Cat.
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”
Screaming
Impeachment, conviction, and removal only work when Congress has a spine.
Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72
“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit
Mongo is APPALLED, Carl!!!
Oh yes…. The holy grail 🤣
All a game developer needs to do to get me to buy a DLC is include a cat companion…..
Bwahahahahha!
Just your regularly scheduled share of this masterpiece by @tomgauld.bsky.social
Humble brag - my hubs comes in to clean while I cook. :)
Crockpots double as warmers (just saying - one of the hacks I use for larger meals)
I am sorry. The larger the meal. The harder the timing.
Because we put... incels in charge of the Pentagon???
Caption: when you accidentally open Internet Explorer instead of Chrome. A photo of a female demon escaping from a cave saying, "Ahhh! After 10,000 years I'm free! It's time to conquer the Earth."
Good morning
He’s a war criminal AND pedophile.
Lock him up. Throw the key into volcano.
Slide jail into said volcano for good measure.
Probably a Nobel Peace Prize in this sacred act. 👀
They went to war with Iran (which nobody in America was asking for) so they could conjure an excuse to allow ICE to keep murdering Americans and teargassing schools here at home with impunity (which nobody in America was asking for).
It must be nice to be a sociopath, because all the new products are for you. The smart glasses will give you that woman’s address, the betting apps will finally let you make bank on war crimes.
a fucking imbecile named Ian Bremmer asking Hitler AI what the track record of US and Israeli attacks on civillians are
The average US foreign policy Serious Thinker^TM
I win brunch wars!!!
win elections with this one weird trick*
*convince voters youre going to fight for them
@vanhollen.senate.gov @alsobrooks.senate.gov
What are you doing to ensure Trump doesn’t hijack American’s voting right with a false declaration of national emergency?
Flourless Chocolate Torte with chocolate-coffee glaze
TI(re)L that you should really check your ingredient labels before you start baking, and that gluten green flour looks a lot like almond flour.
Pray for me, baking gods
#FoodSky
It’s so good - I have Crockpot version I made and tweaked a bit last week. Reheats well too!
Do the ears give you a strong contrast to the batter (I have only ever used cherries)?
@pizzacakecomic.bsky.social
Damn 🔥🔥🔥
Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,,
Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO
