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Duolingo kills me bc it's soooo specific about grammar when I'm answering but extremely inconsistent when it's asking. Pick a lane babe.

Why are cough drops exactly the shape that would kill you if you inhaled them? Can we *please* get some life saver cough drops?

I bought a jewelry sonicator on temu and my new hobby is cleaning everything that will fit inside.

We are literally living in the biff timeline

I can't think of a better duo than my dog who chews through underwear and my cat who chews through bras. 😭

A Selfie of me looking at America in utter disgust and disappointment

Yeah it's back-ish

Comments section on tiktok "forever missed and cherished" "fly high" "rip" "we will miss u" "it's like they're still here"

"I think they're gone" "no I'm still standing"

"babe r u still here" "he vanished"

"my shaylaaaa" "I feel like I am lost at an empty bus stop rn" "literally now my ftp is dry" "I came on the app and it's fr like an abandoned house"

They miss us 😭

Oh my God the frogs are here. Everyone be cool, this is not a drill

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

💔

a man is standing in a room with a fire coming out of it . ALT: a man is standing in a room with a fire coming out of it .

The vibe on tiktok right now.

No but really, who's cutting onions in here 😭

Ugh I am getting sadder and sadder about the tiktok ban as the days count down :(

Drawing of a pink peony surrounded by smaller flowers and greenery

Discovering a new talent at 30 like wtf?

I'm like a B- at sketching in general but apparently I'm like naturally talented at drawing floral arrangements for some weird reason. This is a rough draft for an embroidery hoop I'm about to make and also my first ever floral drawing.

Excuse me ma'am, can I see your cat fishing permit 🧐

a white cat with a black stripe on its head is sitting on a couch . Alt: a white cat with a black stripe on its head is saying huh

Sorry if this is naive but there's a Penn State system!?

a fairy is holding a wand in her hand and making a magical spell . Alt: a fairy is holding a wand in her hand and making a magical spell .

The only feature I want on bluesky is a feed that aggregates all my subscribed feeds but I don't want to comb through the docs to see if it's possible/try to build it :(

Looking for my open source fairy godmother to bippity boppity boo it into existence

a person is riding a motorcycle that is on fire on the road ALT: a person is riding a motorcycle that is on fire on the road

Ordered food delivery, saw the restaurant was 8 miles away which seems super reasonable. However, they're the most treacherous 8 miles I could have sent her to drive 😓 my poor delivery driver. I hate when my food comes with an extra dose of social guilt

Hey, just a heads up using r- slur (and ableism generally) is part of the radicalization pipeline and also completely unnecessary ✌️

"grass"

stardew valley puts a wizard in your rural farming town and he sometimes does magic but his main thing is he had a messy divorce

a close up of a monkey talking on a phone ALT: a close up of a monkey talking on a phone

Looks like my anon astrology shit post days are over now that the HCI academic community is moving to bluesky!

Speaking as a qualified, educated woman--what this race says about America's stance on women is heartbreaking. I can't imagine how it feels to be a woman of color right now.

a man with curly hair is holding a glass of beer in his hand . ALT: a man with curly hair is holding a glass of beer in his hand .

Can't wait to hear the Aquarius placements on this app to be like "I came here before the great Twt migration..... I did it before it was cool..." Cus you know the attitude will be real

Let's go off and start a cult that only uses a base 8 currency system

Just got scheduled to host a 7:30am meeting on a FRIDAY 😭😭😭

Goodbye cruel world

The Indian restaurant I ordered takeout from gave me the crispy rice from the bottom of the saffron rice pan.

I nearly wept tears of joy, what a treat!

Raspberry habanero or raspberry chipotle?

These literally look ai generated