Ollie with the Commissions Open

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

Duyou secretly heard stuff about a certain Leafeon messing around with the fire boys... He's gotta know if those were true~

you may see earlier stuff like this in my p site!

Models and a big road

Okay now that my ACCIDENTALLY HOUR LONG BREAK IS DONE time to get back to doordashing and doing my best not to ideate too hard

Anyway I'm more hungry than just a cheeseburger so I decided to go to Wendy's for a chicken sandwich lmao. I'm using points for all of this

FINALLY got my food 😭

Dog I'm so hungry I've been waiting for like fifteen minutes for a cheeseburger and a drink

Taking a break from dashing to eat and like. Ugghhh this McDonald's is so slowwww. It's even slow when I dash from here!!! Why did I come here! (It's because it was close)

Mondays, right? 🥴😳

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

My giant Boyfriend: Issue 1

Page: 13/16

Socket gets a late night visitor~ 💥

I'm feeling Totally Normal today and not at all having ideation nope just Totally Normal thoughts in my Totally Normal brain!!! It's all Totally Normal!!!!

I loooove using likely-harmful-in-the-long-run coping mechanisms to handle problems in the moment! I love it. I love it. I love it

TELL me about it. Just because one is bad doesn't mean the other has to be!

new pfp!!! it is by the wonderful @maggotteeth.bsky.social 💕

Bad brain day 💔 Is this because of my IBS, or was my IBS because it's a bad brain day? The world may never know. I hate the brain/gut axis

The Electrician keeps coming by to check the meters but I think he just wants a plugging from the big blue guy. Sub reward from last year ✨

The number of times I've It's A Wonderful Life'd myself over the past year is staggering

i’m not running as a third party. i am running as a lifelong member of the Democratic party in its primary.

I am proud to be the current frontrunner for President as I have the most votes.

bantu the troll stretches and yawns, a lady troll lays beside him. beneath the image is the text "MORNING" "A water watcher's day begins at dawn, when the gulls' first crying wakes him."

i've been reading leguin's Always Coming Home, an anthropological exploration of a totally fictional culture, and also have been really into studying katsuya terada's work. so i'm combining those interests. i want to do at least a few of these, following a day in troll culture.

Look at this beautiful gift my boyfriend @sheriffboku.bsky.social got me!!

Lovely art by @baddieholly.bsky.social

left out the reply that permanently changed my vocabulary

Mischief >:3

Leonidas, a regal lion in a red loincloth and golden armor, is being inspected by two zebras in minimal garb. Their junk is out, and one is erect unknowingly pressing against Leonidas's chin.

"Checkmate"
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Leonidas's expansion inland has taken a turn, but his immediate capture by the zebra kingdom has given him some alternative ideas...

Thankfully the locals seem to want him alive, so perhaps he can solve how the zebras produce their chief export:

A substance known as "sweet wine".

"Portrait of a King"
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Introducing Leonidas, The King of the Unbroken Circle!

Ruler over a sprawling port city, Leonidas aspires to conquer inland, amassing an empire so large that his name will be echoed throughout the annals of history.

Now then, are you prepared to serve your new king?

I was supposed to go doordashing half an hour ago but then my IBS got in the way and I'm MAD ABOUT IT AAAAGGGHH

Any fast food establishment that doesn't give out free cups of water is evil

I hear tiger meat is really juicy and delicious! Why not sample some? This big, grumpy guy is Rolf, the white tiger villager from Animal Crossing. He was my first major crush in that series and I had him in my town from way back in the Game Cube days! #nsfw