Peter Toto

i love queer people so much like my heart soars thinking about it

i died for 7 minutes in 2014 and purgatory was a chili's

i honor ur self expression

and i love him..

one of the most "human sized muppet" dogs ive ever seen

my most straight guy trait is i love to tap the tops of door frames. also i really wanna drunk drive a golf cart

i would name my child some stupid shit like Toyotathon or Sandwich or Slipper or Madison

when you make two iphones bump purses and they both shiver

flah iggles flah

if i was a dj id play clairo at the club (id be bad at my job)

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the way i feel about my friends is how most pet owners feel about their pets. its very "ahhh youre so cute i wanna squeeze you til you pop"

101 is a fuck ton of dalmatians

alfie by dionne warwick

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if i move my head fast enough i can feel the microplastics floating around like a snowglobe

we need a freeze on hot takes. lets do a 30 day nuance cleanse.

this is so cute omg

we arent cooked btw. they want you to believe that. we have so much more power than we realize.

embracing the winter bod

im the ringleader i call the shots

i fuck with bluesky lowkey

i love my big fake glasses

is anyone else feeling like very nervous about 2025? im having trouble planning my year cause i feel like i have to prepare for like the apocalypse lol

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i love the genre of christmas song thats like I'm Horny For Santa (Specifically)

one of the most frustrating things about gen z getting conservative is knowing that i will have to fight with stupid people for literally the rest of my life

simba and the grinch were both raised by same sex couples

im "reparenting" myself❤️ my parents did ok the first time i wanna be worse actually

i love tweeting like fox news worst nightmare