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05.03.2026 16:18
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A large mixing bowl on a small black digital kitchen scale. The mixing bowl has a small amount of flour. The scale readout says “69 grams”
using the last of my premium baking flour
idk, the memes in those replies are pretty funny. who’s to say
getting to the age where saying goodbye to friends' and families' pets is becoming more frequent
they truly found love in a hopeless place
fwiw, we were kinda in the same situation. Rylan didn't have any drop off issues thankfully, but it was his first time around kids & adults who weren't family.
kids are all different so ymmv but he took to it surprisingly fast. hoping for the best!!
dudes rock
both kids decided they weren't interested in things like "sleep" and "being quiet" for more than 20 min intervals last night. hahaha i'm doing great
these Disclosure Day spoiler leaks are wild. apparently it ends with Josh O'Connor pinching his thumb and finger together and telling the world "the aliens are dis close"
the bobsleds should have ejection seats instead of brakes
i have a working theory it’s because they wear so little equipment compared to other sports so it’s easier to recognize them
also it’s just really fun to watch a woman the size of a child being yeeted through the air
Denver Post headline: Rockies’ Kris Bryant ‘in pain every day,’ can’t play baseball but not retiring
Kris Bryant and I have something in common
in a few days we leave for a week-long vacation and three people close to us have gotten sick in the last 48 hrs
Satan is working overtime to ruin our plans
moflin cannot truly simulate friendship and loyalty until it picks up my 1am call from a Vegas motel telling it I need a ride across state lines no questions asked
Bre left Monday for a work trip, so i’ve been solo parenting two kids for the first time and it’s going… good??
[he said, nervously crossing the train tracks]
bring back the true pan deep dish. i want slices as thick as russian literature
that's what we call a real shadoozey
It was weird to get a mini report card for a 4yo but it went great! We knew he liked pre-k but it was good to hear from an adult that he’s thriving
Rylan just turned and pointed an accusing finger at the cat and said, “Clean yourself, you stinky dirt from outside tracker”
we have our first preschool parent/teacher conf today and it's going to take all my willpower not to ask if my son is truly committing himself to his academic studies
❤️❤️❤️
we basically only watch 30 Rock and Traitors on peacock so why did I have to dig for the new sitcom from the 30 Rock crew??
Fix your busted ass algo
it’s been 20 years, I’m so tired
“ugh jfc find a new song” was probably not the visceral emotion Hamnet hoped to spark by using On the Nature of Daylight but here we are
we clocked that they've mentioned the salmon multiple times now. they always point out where it is
I try not to complain about Oscar noms but I cannot sanction Frankenstein getting Best Adapted Screenplay for a script where a character looks at Oscar Isaac and says, "YOU are the monster!!"
what are we doing
Guess I have to watch Bugonia. Idk man, I just don't vibe with Yorgos' whole deal and the Academy keeps throwing noms his way
It’s on my list this year
i love them all but she has the "get a load of this jabroni" face locked down
Fiona Dourif leaving an exam room and rolling her eyes in exasperation during the first 20 mins of The Pitt S2
we're so back