Getting your phone stolen makes you miss the general freaks of the bird and here so much, no one makes kink content like yall do
17.11.2025 07:07
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Getting your phone stolen makes you miss the general freaks of the bird and here so much, no one makes kink content like yall do
The government doesn't want you to know that sleeping with an XL industrial working grade collar on tightly actually REALLY helps you sleep.....or so I've heard
I always feel bad for spam liking artist's posts when the kink art is hitting, like yes I'm a fan boy and your art is jingling keys to me, I'm sorry if this buzzes your phone rapidly
Checked the "spam" tab on Twitter DMs and saw a message from a potentially genuine femdom saying "hey puppy" back in May that got sent there instead of my actual requests
Nerd hobby and rapidly growing breasts? This is how a 3 letter organization gets me.....
I know the slap sounds like a CANNON when it comes out good lord
A second pair of balls has hit the femme dick
We boost ALL engagement in this house
Valentines day isn't about love, it's about a woman with hips wider than doorways sitting on my face till I smell like her and am about to pass out. THATS true love
Fucker* God bimbo brain is real
You fucked is that why I keep getting stomped in Uno...I'd be mad if I could remember it!
You knowwwwwwww, MAY know a dumb dog that's perfect for the role-
Like 8 of the 9 new weird posts are just UP my alley so I fully support freak mode...freak on hypno queen
Holy shit you're on fire as of late
Used to pray for times like these...woof 💞
Apologies for the on and off activity on this account, final year of college has my workload inconsistent as hell and sometimes I can't be a bad bitch on here and need to lock in big-dog style, very happy to chat when I find the time in DMs tho 🫶
The most accurate puppy thing I do is sleeping multiple hours at inconvenient points in the day. Yes I wanna be pretty for mommy but cmooon it's nap time 👉👈
Is this all part of the early morning hypnosis to make me a true-puppy? Not complaining but I don't remember asking for this good of a brain wash...woof
Oh to have a woman much smaller than me be my downfall, slowly dolled up and having to cancel plans with friends cause an overarching dom said so, and at least it's fun! Even if my knees get a bit bruised 💞
I would say I can't believe I missed this....but I was off doing bimbo things....
The only humiliation is the MAGNITUDES more of eyes on you as you sport a body that can only be described as "Round" also....3 original thoughts a day is KINDA nice
I feel like this is a deliberate fishing line at me and its well known I can't resist....also shoulder rides are free...
Wow, what a pretty and innocent spiral, what harm could staring into it do? Surely nothing will go wrong with my brain
Wife material is a woman who treats your brain like jell-o and takes little bites out of it for thinking too much....but yeah me next please and thanks 💞
The primal urge to have a woman who will sit in my lap, pound a beer and burp in my face without shame before giving me a kiss, send post
Chat is this the ideal woman?
Ahhh yknow...what's 10 minutes in the mask with a screen becoming 30...maybe an hour if you've got the time...okay maybe 3...well 6 is a nice quarter of the day so I guess we can pause- I was under for 12 hours? Why is the house so nice?
It bugged out on mobile and began a loop of adding lines infinitely....which is somehow hotter than succeeding In an owed debt kinda way? 👉👈
Glhllsfjfhsbsh~ actually gonna cheerleader scream at this-
