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Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

08.03.2026 15:07 👍 13290 🔁 4091 💬 31 📌 41
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idk who she is but welcome to the world #art

08.03.2026 18:01 👍 61 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 0
Young crow looking absolutely baffled with text
I didn't even fuck around, why am I finding out?

Young crow looking absolutely baffled with text I didn't even fuck around, why am I finding out?

08.03.2026 00:57 👍 372 🔁 120 💬 2 📌 2
musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

08.03.2026 15:37 👍 3847 🔁 1143 💬 27 📌 63
A drawing of the pokemon Togekiss, a white bird like creature, done in the style of The World Ends With You's noise creatures. It is in flight and smiling, its wings drawn tattoo-like.

A drawing of the pokemon Togekiss, a white bird like creature, done in the style of The World Ends With You's noise creatures. It is in flight and smiling, its wings drawn tattoo-like.

What up everybody togekiss noise just dropped

#pokemon #twewy

08.03.2026 06:56 👍 64 🔁 33 💬 0 📌 0
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Ready for the plushy meet & greet

08.03.2026 19:09 👍 196 🔁 58 💬 12 📌 2
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Mr. Magoo the Poitou donkey is all done and looking for a loving stable to call his own! All in all this plushie took me 41 hours to make. I'm still debating wether I should trim the fur around the hooves or not...? 🪡🧵🧶♥️

08.03.2026 18:24 👍 187 🔁 65 💬 11 📌 0

Not a single patch from this drop has sold so if there were any you were tempted by they are still there!! Here's some of the new patches available 🙏

07.03.2026 20:36 👍 36 🔁 32 💬 2 📌 0

And that bad guy was Kingpin

08.03.2026 06:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I like how both of the shoulder rats are like “dude, that’s so cringe”

08.03.2026 01:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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The Largest - BigXthaPlug

#pokemon #PokemonArt #browt #Pokopia

06.03.2026 20:47 👍 386 🔁 123 💬 3 📌 0

"what's your gender?"

"i'm descended from a man and a woman, so i'm mixed heritage"

07.03.2026 11:12 👍 883 🔁 83 💬 4 📌 0
tenchi masaki from tenchi muyo dressed in a grey schoolgirl uniform walks through a scifi scanner thingie

tenchi masaki from tenchi muyo dressed in a grey schoolgirl uniform walks through a scifi scanner thingie

a computer screen showing his skeleton and a DNA strand, captioned dialog reads "everything looks okay"

a computer screen showing his skeleton and a DNA strand, captioned dialog reads "everything looks okay"

the space cop or whatever says "but did you know your frame is very masculine?"

the space cop or whatever says "but did you know your frame is very masculine?"

tenchi says "uh, i... have a father who's a man"

tenchi says "uh, i... have a father who's a man"

it's a pleasant surprise if you find a crossdressing character in a 90s anime and the joke being told is funny

07.03.2026 11:04 👍 4935 🔁 1521 💬 29 📌 20

Tfw overtime on a day off

08.03.2026 00:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ohhhh that’s you! I’ve got a little version of the trike in a frame from a couple years back

08.03.2026 00:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
[implied/off-screen transformation] Sketch of Myri (wolf) leaning on the counter of their shop while looking at what is implied to be some customer who ended up getting turned into an inflatable after drinking a potion vial.
Text says (left) "Potion that transforms you into an inflatable permanently" and (right) "No refunds - reversals cost extra (if you can use them)"

[implied/off-screen transformation] Sketch of Myri (wolf) leaning on the counter of their shop while looking at what is implied to be some customer who ended up getting turned into an inflatable after drinking a potion vial. Text says (left) "Potion that transforms you into an inflatable permanently" and (right) "No refunds - reversals cost extra (if you can use them)"

"Did you read the sign? Or the label on that? Could you even drink anything I'd give you with that painted smile on your face? Speak up, I can barely hear you over the squeaking, y'know." #mediliart

07.03.2026 21:24 👍 213 🔁 61 💬 6 📌 0

“This deserved more deliberation than it got” will be on the tombstone of the AI bubble

07.03.2026 22:30 👍 63 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0

Buzzfeed was trying to force Kyra and her team to use AI for a Chikn Nuggit project. She left in protest because she's an actual hero. The fallout for Buzzfeed has been...real bad, so naturally, they're suddenly open to discussion. Keep being loud about how Ai is NOT acceptable.

07.03.2026 02:09 👍 870 🔁 387 💬 4 📌 1
a graph of seattle link light rail ridership, shown as a rolling 12M average

a graph of seattle link light rail ridership, shown as a rolling 12M average

US transit data is out today, and Seattle's Link remains one of the fastest-growing rail systems in the nation, with ridership up 9% in the wake of the extension to Federal Way

Ridership should increase even further at the end of this month when the 1 & 2 lines are connected🧵

07.03.2026 02:03 👍 722 🔁 101 💬 12 📌 22
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remember, anyone could be a stand user.

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REAGAN (in the holodeck simulation where I beat Ronald Reagan to death): Who... who are you?!

ME (in cool wuxia outfit): Heheh... just call me— okay, do you seriously not see that

GEORGE H. W. BUSH (T-posing): see what

07.03.2026 06:15 👍 84 🔁 19 💬 0 📌 0
Art Nouveau styled commissions. 
Portrait on existing frame: $50
Portrait on custom frame: $80

Art Nouveau styled commissions. Portrait on existing frame: $50 Portrait on custom frame: $80

6 Art nouveau styled portraits. The first is a flamingo on a clockwork frame, the second is a hippogriff on an engine frame, the third is a wolf boy on a moon frame, the fourth is a coyote on an urban frame, the fifth is a dragon on a red crystal frame, and the last is a merman on an underwater frame.

6 Art nouveau styled portraits. The first is a flamingo on a clockwork frame, the second is a hippogriff on an engine frame, the third is a wolf boy on a moon frame, the fourth is a coyote on an urban frame, the fifth is a dragon on a red crystal frame, and the last is a merman on an underwater frame.

Nine circle frames. There is fire, snow, urban, psychic, crystal, engine, clockwork, ooze, and casino style frames.

Nine circle frames. There is fire, snow, urban, psychic, crystal, engine, clockwork, ooze, and casino style frames.

Six circle frames. There is forest pond, flower garden, vegetable garden, underwater, night, and day themed frames.

Six circle frames. There is forest pond, flower garden, vegetable garden, underwater, night, and day themed frames.

Anyone looking for a stylized avatar? These art nouveau frames are something I've been itching to do again. They work great for badges too!
#art #furryart #artnouveau #commissionsopen

15.04.2025 01:13 👍 27 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 2
Advertisement for The World Ends With You styled commissions, listed as $60 USD for a half body and $80 for a full body.

Advertisement for The World Ends With You styled commissions, listed as $60 USD for a half body and $80 for a full body.

A gryphon done in the style of The World Ends With You, with a tattoo like tail and feather crest.

A gryphon done in the style of The World Ends With You, with a tattoo like tail and feather crest.

A pokemon Zorua done in the style of The World Ends With You, with a tattoo like scarf that resembles wings.

A pokemon Zorua done in the style of The World Ends With You, with a tattoo like scarf that resembles wings.

A shark anthro lady done in the style of The World Ends With You, with a tattoo like set of fins on the tail, arms, and ears.

A shark anthro lady done in the style of The World Ends With You, with a tattoo like set of fins on the tail, arms, and ears.

Hey, my commission queue is looking really empty, and I'll do #twewy styled pin ups of your oc for a discounted amount since I'm too lazy to update the graphiccc

If you have a really cool OC I'll shade it for freeee

#commissions #artistsonbsky #furryart

07.03.2026 05:04 👍 25 🔁 21 💬 0 📌 0

For a while there, my anthem to this effect was “way less sad” by AJR

Don’t you love it, don’t you love it, no I ain’t happy yet… but I’m way less sad

07.03.2026 06:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The singing, sexy robins came to me in a dream...

( PLz plz plz shut UP! It's 4 am!!! )

05.03.2026 03:48 👍 736 🔁 170 💬 15 📌 0
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my girlfriend is so fucking cool!!!!!!! @rainbowcemetery.com

07.03.2026 01:51 👍 9 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve started sayin “He’s wearing a wire!” when I see these glasses.

One man overheard and pulled them off. 😭😭😭

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Beaks and Beats

06.03.2026 22:52 👍 2436 🔁 602 💬 18 📌 1