Sedric and Charlie

28 chapters (27 comedic vignettes; one sex scene). 1,396 comments on AO3. Summary of average comment: "turkeys have a cloaca"

Erotic crossover fanfic of Mr. Bean with his head stuck up a turkey's arse having an anonymous sexual encounter with Joey Tribbiani with his head stuck up a turkey's arse, even though they know and do not like one another when they don't have their heads stuck up turkeys' arses

That really fucking sucks to hear. I'm sorry I can't do more than offer my well wishes

The episode where he gets his head stuck up a turkey's arse is going to be very spicy

Come next Bandcamp Friday I will have to make sure I grab the rest of the discography, I've really meant to do that ever since hearing 'Sure Is The Risk Made'

Just listened to this (and also the bonus outtakes EP released through the Conelrad patreon). Huge, sublime dreamstate music, I really can't recommend it enough. Not going to pick favourite songs, you just gotta dive in there and give yourself up to the waves

I'm sorry to hear you're having a shitty time. Is this tied to the recent health tests?

ghoulish picture of a man holding what appears to be a dead body wrapped in a white sheet with a grim shore in the background

ken currie -- incident on a beach

This is a masterpiece of an LP and sincerely one of the greatest debut LPs of all time, but I do think it was an odd choice to win the IGF Nuovo Award

This is when I listen to the album and find you've redone all the songs in a "yodelling tiki bar" hybrid style isn't it?

Here's a thing I want an opinion on. I'm writing about one of my fake bands again, who in this case have released an ungodly long album mixed in surround sound. Should I just make it 5.1 or, given the band's occult fixation on "9" should it be mixed in 7.2 (9 speakers) for maximum sicko mode?

I know I'm gonna love it man, the excerpts and teases you've posted over the last year have been sublime

Bagged it. Got an hour of other stuff to finish listening to before I can rock it, then it's going on the player

[flashing, sound]

PARTY'S OVER

the new album by conelrad

After a 17 year gap and 3 years' work, the followup to lauded album Sure is the Risk Made.

Listen free to the whole thing in your browser (and buy it if you want to keep it) at bandcamp! Not on streaming!

>>> conelrad.bandcamp.com

Hell yes

Robert Wyatt's discography in general. I haven't listened to 'Ruth Is Stranger Than Richard' in actual decades

things I want that it's really too late in the evening for:

- listen to the entire Matching Mole discography
- spicy chicken wings

I've just had an amazing idea

I have this same convoluted thread in my head all the time. I know the viewing stats I got when I was publishing regularly but there's still always that thought about what it would be like if something seriously takes off

I loved this comparison of the two Menaces.

Nigel Ogden - From This Moment On YouTube video by A Splodgy Fish

ah, I just learned Nigel Ogden died in January. He was the host of Radio 2's 'The Organist Entertains', which I used to love winding down with until the Beeb cancelled it after 51 years (Nigel didn't present it all 51 years)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI90...

we all get that way man, it's just part of it all innit

Hands Up for Lovers YouTube video by Right Said Fred - Topic

One of my favourite nineties pop songs about fucking

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKtH...

haha! Somehow this passed me by despite being deeply obsessed with said band

The thing about being online for a long time and also being into music to an unhealthy degree is the overwhelming urge to just drop the word "RoIO," knowing nobody but me and five other people remember what that is, haha

The fact that people could just record stuff and distribute it exploded my brain a little bit. This knowledge did not help my nascent music hoarder tendencies, even if I did not ultimately end up collecting Nirvana bootlegs

I am thinking back to when I discovered live bootlegs were a thing. I was reading a Nirvana fansite and boggling at this slew of live albums Nirvana apparently had, until I looked closer at what I was being told and realised these weren't OFFICIAL albums

Kasane Teto holding up a trans flag notched between two rocks on the ground in the midst of a heavy storm. She has an excited expression on her face, and is extending a peace sign towards the viewer with her right hand. She's wearing a yellow raincoat, matching rain pants, and black boots with dark pink soles. Her rainwear billows heavily in the gale, as does the trans flag she's holding. Foliage can be swaying aggressively in the background, as a wind-driven deluge pours all around her.

a belated-coming-out-gift-turned-birthday-present for my friend @viviunderscore.bsky.social! took me a while to finish this up, but i had a fun time working on it! :D

Just looking at the video of my friends' wedding, in which I am only briefly visible. I think I might be developing a hunchback

Probably AI generated itself