Hateration Holleration

I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart

Same, honestly…and I have a lot of books to read.

Can we just talk for one minute about how this kid looks like Neil Patrick Harris playing Draco Malfoy?

Every straight wedding photo I see is a cute girl with the most hideous monstrosity you’ve ever seen and she’s smiling like she won a prize and it makes me want to die.

You’re so relatable (derogatory).

Based on this, I’m thinking Horse ebooks.

I’m sorry, but as a stickler for historical accuracy, Helen of Troy has to be played by an actress who hatched from an egg after her mother was seduced by a God in the form of a swan. Otherwise, I’ll be completely taken out of the story.

They made so much in crypto!

Men of all classes violate girls with impunity, bond over it and cover for each other. What’s the shocker here? That oligarchs are just like all the guys you went to high school with?

If you are shocked by the extent to which rich and powerful men treat women - especially young women - as disposable sexual objects to be commodified and exploited, wait til you find out about men in general.

Oh no

Came here to say that’s an A+ typo

Surprising how relevant this tweet I wrote 15 years ago still is.

Every day I think Elon Muck can’t possibly get more unlikable and every day I am wrong

the sea only exists because fish cry a lot

Look, there are a zillion legitimate critiques of AI, but the current lefty-hipster “I don’t even USE AI!” Has the exact same insufferably smug energy as 90’s lefty-hipster’s “I don’t even OWN a TV!”

This is like my block list but for music

Relieved to be in February, just because January felt like it would never end.

A lot of criticism of AI art as “bad art” is similar to criticism of plastic surgery. Because people are only aware of it when it’s bad enough to be noticeable, they think it’s all bad.

I speak Spanish about as good as Bad Bunny speaks English.

My luxurious, velvety boy

Really feeling this hard

Finally some good news!

I spent so much money this month that when I opened my wallet, I expected moths to fly out of it like a cartoon.

I know this is difficult but everybody has to accept that women can have insight, even when those women are annoying.

If I was rich, I’d just be like “I want to pet an ocelot…bring me an ocelot!”

I mean, other than pepper spraying them. I don’t want to use up my pepper spray unnecessarily.

I wish there was a way to communicate to strange men that if they communicate with me in any way, I feel threatened and want to pepper spray them.

The whole hour the dentist spent fixing my broken tooth today really tested my ability to dissociate.

Or, you know, maybe he actually does like her, but he’s still probably ruining her life.