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Claude Hamesh πŸ’ mm author

@shtetlslut

probably writing smut and watching hockey House Trained out now! link in carrd!! || 18+ only current project - blue lines and disco very normal about #canes and #pens hockey chamesh.carrd.co

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Custom cover coms starting @ $120 πŸ‘ would love to move two of these today πŸ₯° if you feel like helping a trans & disabled author and artist and getting sick art send me a πŸ’Œ
Will do gore, nudity, furries, mech, monsters, etc πŸ˜€πŸ‘ & payment plans available

25.01.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
My payhip books 
(First Creation, unholy favors, the Apples of New Eden, blood orange, made in blood, longbones, and fulgurite)
50% off
Nov 28th to Dec 15th

My payhip books (First Creation, unholy favors, the Apples of New Eden, blood orange, made in blood, longbones, and fulgurite) 50% off Nov 28th to Dec 15th

I hate to do this, but I'm overdrafted and pay day is 3 days away, so if you want to help me out and buy some of my books half off, my winter sale is still going!

payhip.com/marsadler

02.12.2025 19:11 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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No sales but all but 1 thing is a dollar!

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29.11.2025 20:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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29.11.2025 19:56 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Messaged my doctor and told that was normal dying and not medicine dying so not his problem

22.11.2025 02:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Coming soon: Cory Lavalette Sean walker stick lost tracker

22.11.2025 02:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ripken’s brother did the puck drop :((

16.11.2025 00:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of them is 5’5

16.11.2025 00:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Half the nc state hockey team were junior canes that’s so cute

16.11.2025 00:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I missed walkers goal :/// no idea what the issue is then bc the wifi is fine??

10.11.2025 02:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is anyone else having issues with the canes game/fdsn this week like I keep getting play back errors every 10 minutes

10.11.2025 01:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is the canes broadcast super buggy for anyone else or does the universe just hate me

07.11.2025 02:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was like plinko 😬

07.11.2025 00:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like Freddie baby what’s happening

07.11.2025 00:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Both goalies said fuck it and left?

07.11.2025 00:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

That was so scary. I hope chatty is ok but that definitely looked like a concussion

07.11.2025 00:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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W!

In his first start of the season, Pyotr Kochetkov posts a 25-save shutout, backstopping the #Canes to a 3-0 victory over the Rangers.

05.11.2025 02:57 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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What could be better than this

05.11.2025 03:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Too bad he didn’t get a surge

05.11.2025 02:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

PK shut out!!!!!! Im so proud of my boy

05.11.2025 02:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Guys I missed PK so much you can’t believe how excited I am rn

05.11.2025 00:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Illustrated fruits and vegetables against a light yellow background. The text reads: "One $5+ donation to the Akron-Canton Food Bank = One free ebook!", "akroncantonfoodbank.org; send proof of donation to elizamaresauthor@gmail.com"

Illustrated fruits and vegetables against a light yellow background. The text reads: "One $5+ donation to the Akron-Canton Food Bank = One free ebook!", "akroncantonfoodbank.org; send proof of donation to elizamaresauthor@gmail.com"

Until SNAP benefits are restored, I'm offering FREE digital copies of my sci-fi novella, CAT/MOUSE, to anyone who donates $5 or more to my local food bank.

No limit! No asterisks! Just email me proof of your $5+ donation, and I'll send you back an EPUB. πŸ’™πŸ“š

Donate here: www.akroncantonfoodbank.org

29.10.2025 14:39 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4

cba ensures Geno gets his mandated 2 minute break whenever he wants it

29.10.2025 00:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean you only play 2 defense men at a time so do you really need more than 4??

29.10.2025 00:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Made my grandmother watch the canes on her 85th birthday and this is what I get

26.10.2025 02:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No star for Freddie is such bs

24.10.2025 04:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Canes win but at what cost

24.10.2025 04:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Necas I love you but read the room

24.10.2025 03:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Guys we may genuinely be cursed #canesafterdark

24.10.2025 03:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sharks win, pens win, whalers night, AND I made a little chocolate cake… ideal night

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