Rohan Salmond

Got Skyrim working on my Thor. It’s over for you

I will I promise! 🙈

GUN

I slept in and ended up at the Erko Bowlo to watch some drag, then had dinner and drinks with my sister in law visiting from LA. It was a great day but I still have a bit of FOMO haha

Sorry I couldn’t be there but I’m keen for the next one

[looking at my habit tracker] oh yes I haven’t read for pleasure or done anything creative in… over two months I’m sure this is fine

Robyn Whitaker is Uniting Church public theologian and a Revelation scholar

Fuck this I’m going to Japan (in three months)

I have an AYN Thor now and am very interested in things like this!!

A man in a sleeveless shirt that says MEMENTO MORI on it, smiling in front of a rainbow

A man in a sleeveless shirt that says MEMENTO MORI on it, smiling and holding a big glass of aperol spritz

A gaggle of men in an elevator, smiling together

A dark dance floor in front of a neon lit stage with a sign that says HEAPS GAY on it

Mardi Gras occurred

Don’t try and experience everything in one playthrough — it’s impossible. If something gets shut off, shrug and tell yourself that’s the story being told right now. Then when you play with a different build, you might pass the check

What build are you playing

It’s excellent, but buggy. Don’t buy on Switch it’s unplayable — PC is best

NICOLAE CARPATHIA IS A HOE

Showing up to the rave wearing a shirt that says MEET ME IN THE AIR

Who is the Nega-Fred Nile and how do we get him to pray for a bit of sunshine tomorrow

I read all the adults ones as a teenager — the series really doesn’t stick the landing

A badly-made composite image of a city scape with shadowy figures being drawn up into the sky in a bright light

The party I’m going to tomorrow night is themed “Rapture: Apocalypse” and like… ???

Planned trackwork on Mardi Gras weekend? You planned it like this?

Oh yeah I just remembered it’s one of my New Year’s resolutions to make a lasagna

Going into Mardi Gras with 👴🏻 energy

He assumed I was a TEENAGER in 1975 btw

Today I told one of my colleagues that the thing they were talking about was before my time. And he said, “Before your time?? It was only 1975!”

While it’s true I could get deals™ if I download the fast food apps, the idea of McDonalds sending me a push notification makes me want to turn into vapour

At the airport

A blue instamatic camera which is a piece of merch on Sufjan Stevens’ website. It has his name next to the flash and a logo (one of his lyrics) that says “We’re all gonna die” with “Say ‘Cheese!’” after it

Sufjan makes me laugh

Being upset that I messed the express train and thinking “memento mori” to console myself

I probably really will use this thing for writing sometimes, because it’s less distracting than a fully-fledged browser on a desktop but I can still look stuff up on the bottom screen if I need to. Temptation to play games is front and centre though for sure #AYNThor

A duel-screen clamshell device clearly designed to resemble a Nintendo DS, with buttons, thumb sticks and a D-pad, sits open on a table top with a word processor running on the main screen. A foldable Bluetooth keyboard sits in front of it, open and wirelessly connected.

Behold! The workstation of the future! #AYNThor

Never a big Narnia guy but this 6 seconds typifies everything I love about British television.