Nothing will ever make you hate Touhou fans more than being a Touhou fan
I wouldn't wish some of these fuckers on my worst enemy
10.03.2026 08:28
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Nothing will ever make you hate Touhou fans more than being a Touhou fan
I wouldn't wish some of these fuckers on my worst enemy
If I had one wish, it would be to make every single Touhou "fan" read my main Mystia thread, because then they wouldn't have the excuse of "uhhh duuuuuhhhh I don't interact with any of the official media and only consume decade-old fanon dogshit that doesn't portray Mystia properly duuuuuuuhhhhhhhh"
I'm so fucking pissed off right now, the fandom will never advance from a hellhole with these fucking oxygen leeches holding us back
I'd compare most of Touhou Twіtter to cavemen, but that's an insult to cavemen because at least they knew how to start fires and helped build the foundation of society
What pisses me off more than anything else about this is the fact that Mystia is ALWAYS seen as a kid in the eyes of these stupid illiterate assholes, despite the fucking mountain of evidence pointing to her being an adult
We're not in 2010 anymore, grow the fuck up and start reading
I personally see all but one of the characters (Eika) as adults, but I can understand how it's ambiguous for like 20 of the others AT MOST
After that you're just lying to yourself and everyone you know who has more than one braincell
I will never understand the mfs who genuinely see 20% of the (Windows era) Touhou cast as children
Like what the fuck do you mean you think ~35 of the characters are kids what the fuck are you even talking about
It gets to a point where seeing too many like that hurts your reliability as a person
Nah, I usually plan the wife day art beforehand
I already know exactly what I'm gonna do
The sudden and immediate urge to draw KomaMisu shenanigans has consumed me once more
But at the same time I can't risk burning myself out when the most important day of the year is so close lmao
Touhou Heardle #728
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It's funny because this theme only plays during battles in the first half of the scenarios and basically straight-up disappears in the second half of them so you briefly tend to forget it exists sometimes lmao
Well yeah, I recognised it immediately
Just forgot where it came from
I haven't played the game in literal years
Saw something on Discord and had a burst of inspiration lmao
Touhou Heardle #727
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I really should've gotten this one sooner, considering how much I used to play this game lmao
I did recognise it instantly though
Danbooru tags: 2girls akeome alice_margatroid blush comic commentary_request drunk hairband happy_new_year highres hug japanese_clothes kimono kiss multiple_girls mystia_lorelei new_year torinone touhou translated wings yuri
Artist: torinone
Media: touhou
Source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/2592500
Saw something on Discord and had a burst of inspiration lmao
Touhou Heardle #726
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We're so back
Endearing fat fuck
Seeing Mystia as an adult is one of the requirements for having a functional brain at this point, I don't know how anyone can genuinely argue against it in the current day given that it's all but actually stated
Also fair, I'll always be a tall wife truther but that's totally reasonable lmao
I'll never forget the time I saw a Touhou height tierlist that literally had Mystia in the fucking bottom 10 (maybe even lower), then like a month later the person who made it got outed as an іnсеstuоus lоlісоn
The way someone sees Mystia really is a peek into their soul lmao
Touhou Heardle #725
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Whatever
Mystia would totally wear bikinis
Still so crazy to me how big the skill gap is between Normal and Hard in IaMP
Once you start playing on Hard or Lunatic, you basically have to throw away most of the shit you've learned in Easy and Normal because it's like you're playing a completely different game lmao
TWO MORE WEEKS FOR REAL NOW
It's so fucking cool that I'm the first person in my lineage to marry a youkai
Touhou Heardle #724
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This game may have a mediocre soundtrack overall, but holy shit its menu themes went SO fucking hard
Honestly yeah you kinda have a point
Mystia hasn't canonically fought in a very long time and is very much out of her prime after turning her life around
That alone might give her a disadvantage despite having the stronger abilities lmao
WAIT FUCK I FORGOT IT'S THE 5TH
TWO MORE WEEKS PLUS ONE DAY
TWO MORE WEEKS
I just saw someone make a Touhou general strength list and they put Tewi above Mystia, I feel like I'm losing my mind
The only way Tewi wins in a real battle against Mystia is if she pulls out some fucking Bugs Bunny magic with her luck lmao
寝てる間に服をめくられるみすちー🐤
