Two dead in a tornado in my hometown and local officials are being shitty to my coworkers to the point I had to pull “tell them I sent you” as a reflex
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Two dead in a tornado in my hometown and local officials are being shitty to my coworkers to the point I had to pull “tell them I sent you” as a reflex
31-0. Miami Ohio is a mid-major group that stayed together in the portal era and scores more than 90 points per game. In a new era with fewer Cinderellas than ever, this should be America's Team.
We should absolutely do this with the whole lot of things (ai, polymarket, sports betting in general, crypto) on a grand scale tbh
lol
Firstly, can confirm I’ve never had an editor at The Verge or any other publication give feedback worded like this.
Secondly, AI is godawful at writing and editing because it HAS NO EDITORIAL TASTE.
What does this imply for those of us who are not Christian, and who labor under the assumption that we're protected by the First Amendment?
Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic
Running for Congress on a platform of sneaking into Polymarket HQ and unplugging all their stuff. Overflow crowds at a local Knights of Columbus hall roar with delight as I promise to pour Florida's Natural Grapefruit Juice (with pulp) into the USB-C port of every computer in the damn place.
This week on Hippies & Cowboys, I talk about looksmaxxing and ruin an all-timer of an interview with Canadian country star William Prince
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This tornado has been on the ground since the Indiana border??
Never want to hear Okmulgee said out loud on TV when the Weather Channel is on
The good part is that driving to JFK from literally anywhere is super convenient, quick, reliable and drama-free
Still wild to me that if you take the AirTrain from the terminal to pick up a rental car at Federal Circle it's free, but if you take it to the subway or LIRR it costs an ever-increasing amount of money.
So, obviously this isn’t true. But if the CEO actually believes this nonsense, it implies he thinks maybe he’s enslaving a sentient being that has the capacity to feel emotional distress. And he hasn’t immediately halted operations to suss out how to resolve that?
Gotta be like 50 shows in there and they're all either full sets or close to it
rcpm.bandcamp.com
Wait are you aware that he put his whole 2016 tour — with the 20 year tribute to FFBB at each show — up on his Bandcamp, where it remains today?
Good morning. These, somehow, are the names of four local restaurants:
1. The Toasted Barrel
2. The Toasted Yolk
3. Toasted Crust
4. Toast! All Day
Three are in walking distance of each other in Downtown Savannah, which I will refer to as “The Toast District” from now on.
Proud to be in the trenches with my revolutionary brothers in arms, Bill Kristol and the House of Lords
more statements coming out re: Iran’s women’s national team. @fifpro.bsky.social Asia/Oceania is calling on #FIFA and the #AFC to uphold their human rights obligations and protect the players.
Kalshi employees "kind of understand that without the tweets and the streamers and all of the social-media stuff that the traders do for them, usually just for free, their marketing would be a lot harder," said Jack Campion, 20, a junior at the University of Wisconsin-Madison and a Kalshi affiliate. In September, Kalshi briefly signed up a 15-year-old videogame streamer who goes by vertid online to promote its brand on X as an affiliate. A week later, Kalshi ended the partnership. "Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn," a Kalshi employee wrote to the user in messages reviewed by the Journal. "Kinda sad tbh."
what the fuck are we doing
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Justice Department posts more Epstein files related to accusations about Trump
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God damn I bet that hit like street drugs in 1999
Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’ Celtics Star To Remain Sidelined While Grappling With Serpent’s Cipher
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Tonight, two of the white nationalists I reported on in this piece showed up to attempt to intimidate me on a private night out at a small music venue.
I’ll have more to say tomorrow. I’m safe.
They also didn’t pay cover 🖕
I spelled it serioosly because I'd been on Facebook and it cooked part of my brain
Went on Facebook just now for work and I serioosly can't even fathom how it's still appealing even to the most Facebook brained person alive. Every post is just obviously made up ai slop and the link is to a site called like moom.ba or something
SEAHAWKZ
Whose car is this
I was a little surprised that the Refreshments doc even happened. The tension was very real and 20 years had passed
Well shit. Deciding on the spot that my next book is gonna have to be about Tempe and Mill Street and what became of them all. That was Gin Blossoms scene too
checked out Dead Hot Workshop since they were namechecked in Down Together & discovered 1001, ordered by phone from a tempe record store delivered to my Ohio dorm room, remains one of my favorite records ever, that led to The Pistoleros, who recorded one of my favorite pop songs ever (RIP lawrence)
"Well he hasn't killed you yet, what do you want us to do?"