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@ajfrombrooklyn

NYC wiseass, apologize in advance. Rather be at the beach. Stick that red hat up your ass.πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™

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I am

07.03.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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Got the 7 month old a book he’s enjoying.

07.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Someone said I shouldn’t be eating meat on Friday during Lent. Guess I’ll improvise.

06.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Cold open on Sat. Nite Live Tomorrow.

06.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nice

06.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a list.

06.03.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Attica/Attica

05.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My man πŸ‘πŸΊ

05.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She’d be your forever friend.

05.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I was wondering where Rosie was sneaking out to on weekends.

05.03.2026 05:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cat wearing a hard hat is looking at a blocked button ALT: a cat wearing a hard hat is looking at a blocked button
05.03.2026 05:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Some worse than others.

05.03.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Curb Your Enthusiasm

04.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s a punk. First guy hiding under a desk sucking his thumb if the shit got close to him.

04.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He looks bad even without the press.

04.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🍺

04.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for the mention. You guys put the fun back into social media ❀️🍺

04.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I met the principal yeas later she said she was surprised to see I wasn’t in jail.

04.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Can I wear this K/B?

04.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the same look I got from the St. Jerome nuns while they were throwing me in the coat closet.

04.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cat wearing sunglasses sits in a cardboard box that says " no problem " ALT: a cat wearing sunglasses sits in a cardboard box that says " no problem "
03.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks pal.

03.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sup Ingrid.

03.03.2026 05:43 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can I get that in writing?

02.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯😁

02.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re asking women if this fuckin’ guy is sexy? WTF kind of question is that? How about sticking to his absurd policies & give women a little more respect killer.

02.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I knew I’d get your attention.

02.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I cannot tell a lie.

02.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0