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Hell is empty and all the devils are here

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To everyone who keeps saying Trump and his minions are hypocrites who constantly contradict themselves…see, there’s one, and that, don’t miss the one up in the trees…feature, not a bug.

02.03.2026 12:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Give it a few beats. Trump might be glad to have someone to blame for this monstrous fuckup.

02.03.2026 12:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😳😂😂😂😂

02.03.2026 12:14 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fair. There’s also Satchel.

02.03.2026 12:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Targeting and assassinating a nation’s political leader, particularly without direct, demonstrable justification of provocation is a violation of international law and a potential war crime. Just saying so we can add it to the list.

02.03.2026 11:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If new polls showed a majority of Americans support euthanizing everyone over 65 and under $1M net worth, would the media say well, there you go, let’s crank up the Zyklon B?

02.03.2026 10:00 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes

02.03.2026 09:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

All those who still think Schumer & Jeffries are capable of meeting this moment please meet for a conference at the family bathroom in the children’s section of Barnes & Noble.

02.03.2026 09:44 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As the regime collapses into increasing incoherency amid growing resistance, they have no choice but to force their will on the opposition. Anyone who resists them in or out of the country must be forced to kneel. That this is madness escapes them because they’re afraid. The violence is irrational.

02.03.2026 09:25 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Among other things

02.03.2026 08:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

White evangelicals once just focused on their religion. Over time they were massaged into hate. Texted an old friend to get her thoughts on DJT’s pedophilia…she accepts DJT may have raped children. But if he’s moved on from that “lifestyle,” then he’s forgiven and good to go. Still loves Jesus.

01.03.2026 05:30 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

And yet they will deny Trump did anything ever anywhere until the day they die.

01.03.2026 05:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Man, do I miss Fred Rogers right now.

01.03.2026 04:18 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Trump and his minions have made a staggeringly bad decision to wage war with Iran. That in itself is a disaster at least for the region and world economy. But it has also unleashed terrible forces that we can’t even see or hope to control. And the madman remains in power with no rational plan.

28.02.2026 20:06 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

I mean, we kinda knew having a demented malignant narcissist pedophile in charge of the most powerful military force in the world was maybe not the best idea, no?

28.02.2026 18:47 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Just talking information in a propaganda world, bro. I care about what’s happening to our neighbor.

28.02.2026 17:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Any chance we could throw NZ into the discussions. Wouldn’t mind a little Mexico.

28.02.2026 12:15 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

There are credible threats in the Trump/Epstein Files that Trump repeatedly raped two children.

28.02.2026 08:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

2026 SOTU brought to you by Adderall OD

25.02.2026 09:08 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Go get ‘em!

24.02.2026 16:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know. OCD, what can I say.

24.02.2026 09:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hoorah and congratulations to the US women’s hockey team for a great gold win and for representing the country with grace and dignity, unlike the US men’s team.

24.02.2026 09:32 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

During the gold hockey match, I was undecided which team to pull for. Then I thought it’s not the team’s fault Trump is a mob boss. The US players worked hard to get here & they’re the underdogs, so go USA. Fuck if I’ll make that mistake again. What a bunch of rabid hyenas. Go Canada!🍁

24.02.2026 09:25 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One more grammar tip and then I’m out. It’s “whoa” not “woah.” Okay, bye.

24.02.2026 09:21 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Morning! Annoying grammar nudge back for another round. Today it’s “phased” vs “fazed.” Phased means to execute in stages. Fazed means daunted, disoriented, confused. Don’t say that thing didn’t phase me at all. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

24.02.2026 09:15 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sadly, true

24.02.2026 08:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Funny

23.02.2026 18:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

True

23.02.2026 11:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t know where this is, but that kid is the light. Only the young will save us. Old men, step aside.

23.02.2026 09:06 👍 24 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

Spare me

23.02.2026 09:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0