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Chairman Meow

@lovenormoney

@benpop from Twitter. I like linguistics, music, and weird programming languages.

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finally watched Casablanca. wild in this day and age for something to actually live up to the hype

06.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 5825 πŸ” 342 πŸ’¬ 309 πŸ“Œ 103

With Fire Red and Leaf Green on Switch now, there’s probably people playing PokΓ©mon who have never played a classic 2D PokΓ©mon game before, so just some advice: remember that holding down and B when throwing a PokΓ©ball will help increase the odds of catching the PokΓ©mon

04.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 1428 πŸ” 430 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 27

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Every ocean disaster story is either "they did everything right and planned perfectly then 1800 one in a million things lined up in a row to kill them" or "they rowed out 4 miles into a category 2 hurricane in a rubber dinghy with no life vests while drinking brandy from the bottle and drowned"

18.02.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 1347 πŸ” 197 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 14

Went looking for Everlong covers and Rick Astley covered it 5 years ago!

18.02.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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11.02.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We secretly replaced both teams offensive lines with six randomly selected third graders. Let's see if they notice

09.02.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 236 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

07.02.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 17870 πŸ” 4468 πŸ’¬ 250 πŸ“Œ 110

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like β€œratings” or β€œrevenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

07.02.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 16062 πŸ” 3446 πŸ’¬ 247 πŸ“Œ 133

okay I am going to stop clowning on Drake

05.02.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
#ff0000 red: I love this one as-is!
#ffff00 yellow: make it slightly orange, #ffcc00
#00ff00 green: too bright, desaturate, #55dd55
#0000ff blue: too indigo, add plenty of green, #0077ff

#ff0000 red: I love this one as-is! #ffff00 yellow: make it slightly orange, #ffcc00 #00ff00 green: too bright, desaturate, #55dd55 #0000ff blue: too indigo, add plenty of green, #0077ff

advice for programmers about colors

05.02.2026 11:24 πŸ‘ 133 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

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04.02.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you really expect me to believe the titular "animal planet" the television channel was created to document has been earth all along? nice try but not falling for it

02.02.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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lol en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hegeloc...

20.01.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 1162 πŸ” 104 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 32
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imagine being the guy who accidentally said "weasel" at a weird time 2400 years ago

20.01.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 2541 πŸ” 497 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 109

Started playing Tears of the Kingdom because I got it for Christmas and man I’m so behind on all the memes.

Also, so… am I imagining things that the game camera dwelled pretty heavily on Purah and there were soft strings in the background?

20.01.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bird feeders have caused a dramatic evolution of California hummingbirds Beaks have grown longer and larger, and ranges have expanded to follow the feeders

I bet if we all added some preservative to our hummingbird nectar to keep it from molding, Anna's hummingbirds would evolve to tolerate it almost immediately.
www.science.org/content/arti...

19.01.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe Germans have a word for that” bro they just shoved two preexisting words together to make a new word. We can do that too. Don’t be Deutschdazzled.

06.09.2023 13:23 πŸ‘ 1428 πŸ” 373 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 23

i just got a new job at Bluesky Inc. where my job is i'm the person who decides if your links embed successfully on Discord or not. on a good day i spend about 7.5 hours on the toilet

16.01.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 3873 πŸ” 1373 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 16

stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem

12.01.2026 04:31 πŸ‘ 3004 πŸ” 628 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 28

#TTRPGNight

β€œI don’t remember what my dad’s name is.”

11.01.2026 06:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#TTRPGNight

β€œDo I get advantage on pistol-whipping my dad?”

11.01.2026 06:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is how they played The First of Us

10.01.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 8636 πŸ” 1978 πŸ’¬ 87 πŸ“Œ 14

Tried to say β€œahoge” and accidentally said β€œahegao” instead

09.01.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

31.12.2025 17:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m Officially Old now

31.12.2025 17:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

31.12.2025 16:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey hey it’s my birthday

31.12.2025 16:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

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