Chairman Meow

finally watched Casablanca. wild in this day and age for something to actually live up to the hype

With Fire Red and Leaf Green on Switch now, there’s probably people playing Pokémon who have never played a classic 2D Pokémon game before, so just some advice: remember that holding down and B when throwing a Pokéball will help increase the odds of catching the Pokémon

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Every ocean disaster story is either "they did everything right and planned perfectly then 1800 one in a million things lined up in a row to kill them" or "they rowed out 4 miles into a category 2 hurricane in a rubber dinghy with no life vests while drinking brandy from the bottle and drowned"

Went looking for Everlong covers and Rick Astley covered it 5 years ago!

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We secretly replaced both teams offensive lines with six randomly selected third graders. Let's see if they notice

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

okay I am going to stop clowning on Drake

#ff0000 red: I love this one as-is! #ffff00 yellow: make it slightly orange, #ffcc00 #00ff00 green: too bright, desaturate, #55dd55 #0000ff blue: too indigo, add plenty of green, #0077ff

advice for programmers about colors

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you really expect me to believe the titular "animal planet" the television channel was created to document has been earth all along? nice try but not falling for it

lol en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hegeloc...

imagine being the guy who accidentally said "weasel" at a weird time 2400 years ago

Started playing Tears of the Kingdom because I got it for Christmas and man I’m so behind on all the memes.

Also, so… am I imagining things that the game camera dwelled pretty heavily on Purah and there were soft strings in the background?

Bird feeders have caused a dramatic evolution of California hummingbirds Beaks have grown longer and larger, and ranges have expanded to follow the feeders

I bet if we all added some preservative to our hummingbird nectar to keep it from molding, Anna's hummingbirds would evolve to tolerate it almost immediately.
www.science.org/content/arti...

“The Germans have a word for that” bro they just shoved two preexisting words together to make a new word. We can do that too. Don’t be Deutschdazzled.

i just got a new job at Bluesky Inc. where my job is i'm the person who decides if your links embed successfully on Discord or not. on a good day i spend about 7.5 hours on the toilet

stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem

#TTRPGNight

“I don’t remember what my dad’s name is.”

#TTRPGNight

“Do I get advantage on pistol-whipping my dad?”

This is how they played The First of Us

Tried to say “ahoge” and accidentally said “ahegao” instead

Thank you!

I’m Officially Old now

Thank you!

Hey hey it’s my birthday

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