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Smokey Sasquatch (Apoist)

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Wildland Firefighter/EMT, ex-army, and detuned bandsaw in a Sasquatch costume.

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It's fascinating from a scholarly position how prodigiously Chumbawamba still continues to fuck

07.03.2026 05:33 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her

06.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 2567 πŸ” 562 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

No I think I was mistaken. I was sure that Sheehy was the one who assaulted the reporter too. My bad.

06.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same guy doing the assaulting that is.

06.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And that it was the same guy.

06.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Edited screenshot of a tweet by jon_snow_420:

Anthropic: I have made AI
angels: you fucked up a perfectly good spellchecker is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety.

Edited screenshot of a tweet by jon_snow_420: Anthropic: I have made AI angels: you fucked up a perfectly good spellchecker is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety.

06.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 734 πŸ” 90 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

... jesus christ we live in such an age of miracles

06.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 506 πŸ” 87 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Oh yes okay come with me new people on this horrible journey into Porn Wars Theory

This will be a thread and an extremely bleak one

04.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 276 πŸ” 99 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 35

Man trump is such a shit president that he ended the F15s perfect record.

04.03.2026 04:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have been told the Israeli government has used the mysterious and vile ancient act of Jewish wizardry known as "asking," and our president had no defense against such powerful mystical forces unleashed in a conspiracy against him. Pray for our nation.

04.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 164 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

The only way a school become a valid military target is if one side occupies and turns it into a strong point or command post so unless it had an ADA battery on top of it ot a bunch of general's set up hq inside (no intel of that), it doesn't matter where it was, it's a warcrime to hit it.

02.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And also even if it were true, that doesn't answer the question of 'what is the administration going to do to fix this?'

26.02.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think that's also a pretty good description of operation red dog.

26.02.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And what is an "industrial-grade bomb"? What the fuck are you talking about.

23.02.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm over here after getting banned on Twitter. Told a self admitted nazi who was defending loli hentai that they should "final verse of animals by muse" and apparently that wasn't covered under elons ideas of free speech.

23.02.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Canada is not our enemy. At this point though, Canada should probably consider us their enemy.

23.02.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Indians and East Asians are fighting over whether to use a rice cooker and in the interest of peace in Asia, I am sacrificing myself and declaring both rice and tea should be heated in the microwave. Ideally styrofoam and/or microplastics should in some way be involved.

21.02.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 562 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 37
Preview
β€˜No one deserves this’: Beaverton father dies after deportation to Mexico A Beaverton family is grieving after the father, who was detained and deported by ICE, has now died.

This 53 year old man who lived in my neighborhood w/no criminal record & who had been in the US for 30 years, was detained and thrown into a cold cell for days, caught pneumonia and COVID there and deported.

He finally died.

I am so angry.
www.kptv.com/2026/02/21/n...

21.02.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 13147 πŸ” 6654 πŸ’¬ 398 πŸ“Œ 369

I would say that we could use maralago as the us museum of corruption much like how Ukraine used yanukovych's resistance as theirs

19.02.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So first off no & no. Secondly at this point, billionaires are a national security threat so even if what you claim was true (and it very much isn't) taxing billionaires out of existence it still a good thing to do.

19.02.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lancaster successor, my bad.

18.02.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Avro Lincoln bomber

Avro Lincoln bomber

4 for the brits too. The Manchester's successor the Lincoln also flew during the war.

17.02.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Avro Lincoln 4 engine bomber

Avro Lincoln 4 engine bomber

8, Avro Lincoln also flew in wwii

17.02.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Courtney Hodges. The us general who did the battle of the Hurtgen Forrest. A brutal fight that was completely unnecessary was a defeat for the us.

17.02.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

4 US if you count the B-32

Which is funny when you realize we not only spent more on the bomber to deliver the atomic bomb than we did on inventing the atomic bomb, but we also had a whole nother bomber ready to go just in case the first one didn't pan out

17.02.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 212 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 2

Simply hire a bunch of 22yo kids into jobs of unclear legitimacy, put them in charge of DHS, fire all DHS employees, and fold DHS into idk the Bureau of Printing and Engraving. It's all legal now. I don't want to hear this loser shit anymore after what they did to my friends.

17.02.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 672 πŸ” 148 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4

I hate these fucking animals.

13.02.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 139 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

In 1854, after watching the federal government deploy 2000 federal troops and spend $40,000 sending Anthony Burns back into slavery, Boston's Amos Adams Lawrence said β€œwe went to bed one night old-fashioned, conservative, Compromise Union Whigs and waked up stark mad Abolitionists.”

14.02.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 6656 πŸ” 2271 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 69

While I really doubt Ocalan is in the files considering he's been in a turkish prison for almost 30 years, if he somehow was, I'd say the turks could keep him there.

13.02.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Democrats should promise, today, that Melania Trump, Elon Musk and Peter Thiel will be stripped of citizenship and deported if the administration advances this effort

12.02.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 4706 πŸ” 1197 πŸ’¬ 140 πŸ“Œ 93