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Sometimes writer, ironically straight man-style humour, Wellington NZ

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I'd honestly really love to see a business case on a Hutt-Waikanae branch line.

10.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Politics live: Shane Reti announces retirement from politics, Stanford says National had 'a bad week' Meanwhile, Shane Reti is retiring, and Erica Stanford says last week was 'a bad week' for National.

Stanford is very generous, I'd say they've had a bad term πŸ˜…

10.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm pretty sure we'd mostly agree on the specific examples that fall into either category, tbh

10.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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NZTA picks cheaper but less effective option to fix SH2 through Waioweka Gorge A newly released business case shows the recommended option would cut closures by 53 percent while a full fix would cut them by 70 percent.

So the government has spent well over a billion dollars on planning and land acquisition for fantasy RONS we can never afford, but there's no money to properly secure SH2 through Waioweka Gorge, which is regularly closed by washouts. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

09.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

It's busy doing land acquisition fantasy (and stressing loads of people out) for the Petone-Grenada expressway, as well as spending lots of money on geotechnical exploration for a road they have no funding for.

But there's no sign they've modelled public transport between Porirua & Lower Hutt.

10.03.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah, the minister was EXTREMELY keen on it being seen as the same entity. I'd have to confirm but there is definitely a lot of spin going on in that announcement.

10.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My understanding was that he was not a commissioner for phase 1, but I do have that second-hand

10.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Reading through the 4 enumerated items in particular, it is super clear that robust public research capability is needed to address them all. At the same time, this government is further destroying that very capability and the pathways for training up the next generations.
#NZPOL

10.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

honestly the entire party is obsessed with inflation and pays no attention to any other economic indicators than that and GDP, so I'm not surprised by his response at all.

10.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

probably better stated as the second Covid-19 Royal Commission's report rather than the second report, as there is no continuity in the commission between the two reports, lol

10.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s funny that all the areas of NZs Covid response that National are Big Mad about are almost all things covered by social scientists

You know, the type of science National decided wasn’t useful and fundable

10.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Today's Cartoon- Mission Accomplished?

09.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Just had my Covid booster. Pharmacist says they have had a steady stream of people getting it

09.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good. Do it. Go on. Let's see it.

10.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Grammarly declined my request to interview CEO Shishir Mehrotra today. But it told me that in response to criticisms, it will allow experts to opt out of the feature by emailing expertoptout@superhuman.com.

The company gave me this statement over email:

We’ve heard the feedback about this tool and appreciate the engagement from those who have taken the time to raise thoughtful questions about the functionality and the experts surfaced. We agree that the product experience can be improved for both users and experts. The agent was designed to help users discover influential perspectives and scholarship that add value to their work. We want the people behind those perspectives to have greater control over whether their name is used, while providing new ways for influential voices to reach new audiences. Our goal is to improve Expert Review to deliver this outcome.

Grammarly declined my request to interview CEO Shishir Mehrotra today. But it told me that in response to criticisms, it will allow experts to opt out of the feature by emailing expertoptout@superhuman.com. The company gave me this statement over email: We’ve heard the feedback about this tool and appreciate the engagement from those who have taken the time to raise thoughtful questions about the functionality and the experts surfaced. We agree that the product experience can be improved for both users and experts. The agent was designed to help users discover influential perspectives and scholarship that add value to their work. We want the people behind those perspectives to have greater control over whether their name is used, while providing new ways for influential voices to reach new audiences. Our goal is to improve Expert Review to deliver this outcome.

NEWS: Grammarly tells me it will let "experts" like me opt out of having their names used against their will and for no compensation as part of its "expert review" feature www.platformer.news/grammarly-ex...

10.03.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 232 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 31
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From my Substack
tomtoro.substack.com

09.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I do understand though why some people will say "look, if the shit and the cereal are in the same bowl I'm not picking bits out," though. We can't all be passionate about everything and willing to filter all our interests in every domain for terrible individuals/examples.

10.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is there a reason RNZ's write up of the 2nd phase of the Covid inquiry - which largely uncritically takes the government's spin - has no byline?

10.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

BREAKING: High Court has ruled that Mariameno Kapa-Kingi was unlawfully expelled from Te Pāti Māori. The Judge has ordered that the party write to the speaker to advise that she is once again an MP for the party.

10.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

Shane Reti sure is showing his support for Luxon - announcing his retirement story today when Luxon’s caucus should be grilled about their support for the PM.

10.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: Iran is planning to impose duties on tankers and ships in the Gulf, according to CNN report.

10.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 113 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 23
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Fixed it for you Simeon, you fucking ghoul

10.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Q: You said the war is 'very complete.' But your defense secretary says 'this is just the beginning.' So which is it?


TRUMP: You could say both

09.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 3133 πŸ” 980 πŸ’¬ 611 πŸ“Œ 682

The words coming out of Trump's mouth are 100% reactive, a reflection of what he believes will impress/pressure/deceive the people he's talking to. Again, the most useful comparison is an LLM trying to complete the prompt. He's doing autocomplete all the time, independent of truth or reality.

09.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 588 πŸ” 107 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 13

Might be time to bring back war criminal trials that include rich people this time

09.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 1331 πŸ” 231 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Hidden Details of AT's CRL Timetable Test - Greater Auckland A close look at the CRL timetable Auckland Transport tested in January reveals some useful insights – and some concerning details for passengers.

Today's Greater Auckland post really gets at the core of the problem with every official post-CRL running pattern I've seen.
Full quote in the reply but I think the problem boils down to drawing with crayons on a map rather than understanding how people use trains.

09.03.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

us being able to choose, I think? Just a really stupid way of saying it.

09.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cartoon. Title: Move on orders 

Little Luxon storms across the tiles to remind everyone, "HEY HEY HEY! IDES OF MARCH ISNT TILL THIS SUNDAY! NOW GET BACK TO WORK! I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!"

Behind him hiding by a Greek La column an angry Erica Stanford can be seen brandishing a knife. 

To the right of Little Luxon three sad MP's stand - tiny Simeon, Nicola Willis and Chris Bishop. 

Those two are holding their stabby stab stabs very sadly whilst consoling each other.

Cartoon. Title: Move on orders Little Luxon storms across the tiles to remind everyone, "HEY HEY HEY! IDES OF MARCH ISNT TILL THIS SUNDAY! NOW GET BACK TO WORK! I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!" Behind him hiding by a Greek La column an angry Erica Stanford can be seen brandishing a knife. To the right of Little Luxon three sad MP's stand - tiny Simeon, Nicola Willis and Chris Bishop. Those two are holding their stabby stab stabs very sadly whilst consoling each other.

Finally! I'm free of Covid and slowly getting my mojo back.

Today's cartoon www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3609...

Calm down folks he's not going anywhere... well, not just yet anyway πŸ˜ƒ

#NzPol #Luxon #Cartoon

09.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

horrible thought of the day: our tech overlords asking the chatbot for advice is probably an improvement on asking the reactionary group chat for advice

09.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 256 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

You average normie Democrat in 2026 loves AOC, wants to abolish ICE, and thinks Israel shouldn’t get another penny from us.

It’s laughable how out of touch centrist consultants and politicians are.

09.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 4899 πŸ” 1011 πŸ’¬ 92 πŸ“Œ 37