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Jesus Zoidberg

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I talk Philly Sports, Pro Wrestling, Politics, and Phuturama, and other stuff that doesn't begin with P. Real person with a fake name, or vice versa. ❤️❤️❤️ Mom 6/10/57 to 4/6/25 Success in life is measured by the type of person you are.

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Didn't work for Razor Ramon.

07.03.2026 04:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond.

07.03.2026 04:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Yeah, he should ask him.

07.03.2026 04:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know a rich guy you can ask

07.03.2026 04:08 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Never watched animated sitcoms.

07.03.2026 03:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Darby Allen and a future 3rd.

07.03.2026 03:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
07.03.2026 02:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Or Jalen Carter....

07.03.2026 02:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Really seems like a seller's market.

07.03.2026 02:32 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

3,000+ people on Bluesky can't be wrong!

07.03.2026 01:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Whatever the opposite of sitting shiva is, that's me.

07.03.2026 01:04 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dr. Smith is right of course, but remember the biggest crime is not death, it wasn't during COVID, it's making the sociopath look bad.

07.03.2026 00:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We say frequently "What if Biden said/done this, or what if any other president said/done this" but it's what if any other person did this. Is sociopathic behavior, constantly, and it's excused by people or accepted.

07.03.2026 00:54 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The man is a sociopath and that people and the press accept this as table stakes is lunacy.

07.03.2026 00:50 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's the Rolling Stones.

07.03.2026 00:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jordan Whitehead needs to come back and defend his crown.

06.03.2026 23:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My opinion: Loose Lips cause them.

06.03.2026 23:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Phillies stuck running it back with Sonic the Hedgehog.

06.03.2026 21:17 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm not paying real money to be surrounded by people who were too dumb for TATE.

06.03.2026 19:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I left a discord today over people insisting that they couldn't and it was a big media conspiracy for ratings and they were largely assholes.

06.03.2026 19:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wow, and EJ said AJ is tradeable and the cap stuff isn't a hindrance except for the Eagles asking price, so take your bullshit and spreadsheets and shove them up your asses.

06.03.2026 19:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Nintendo Suing U.S. Government Over Tariffs aftermath.site/nintendo-tar...

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06.03.2026 18:28 👍 6853 🔁 1937 💬 218 📌 1342

I'm way too cheap for that.

06.03.2026 18:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have no feeling in half my leg, part of my back, and some of another part.

06.03.2026 17:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, I'm not touching this one.

06.03.2026 17:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Must be because it's impossible to trade him before June 1st that they want to get a deal done before March 9th.

06.03.2026 17:47 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
06.03.2026 17:40 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I'm so ready for this shit to be over.

06.03.2026 17:30 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Like the swallows to Capistrano

06.03.2026 16:57 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Because the jersey matched the color of his teeth?

06.03.2026 16:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0