irium 🖖🏻

And Trump wants to put this sad excuse for a man on the supreme court. 😬

This doesn't need a remake, it's perfect as it is.

It says a lot about these idiots because they continue to wear the shoes.

When I make it I use beef so I just call it cottage pie. 🤷🏻‍♂️

That's a silly buzz word to get stuck on. Would "attentive listening mammals" be better for them? Sheesh.

That has to be against the law. Is there at least a dance number??

How stupid he said.

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

Three Datas in a time rift at the conclusion of the Star Trek TNG no episode, “we’ll always have Paris”

I’ve changed some of my clocks but not all of them and now I’m all like

I once got written up at Blockbuster for not asking the guest to buy snacks THREE TIMES during our conversation.

Management doesn't risk being punched in the nose, so they keep telling people to do it.

Even a broken clock is correct a couple times a day.

Screenshot from the second JJ Abrams “Star Trek” reboot with the new actor playing the villain Khan scowling and declaring “You should have let me sleep.”

Day 2 of Daylight Saving Time:

Me, patiently waiting for the MoxSky site to drop.

So is BlueSky cooked?

It's been a weird time w the staff spewing anti-user statements over the last week and now Jay's stepping down...Do I need to go back to Fark or Metafilter?

Every single one of them.

You’re so sweet but I’m just holding up a mirror. 🫂

And she delivers this shit with a smile. What an evil ghoul she is. Pure evil.

There are hundreds of woodchippers that go hungry every day.

EVERY. DAY.

The president of the united states is a fucking moron.

Whew, I'm glad I filled up on Friday.

This is fucking rough, so hard to watch.

a man in a suit is sitting at a table with the word stinky written on it Alt: a man in a suit is sitting at a table and he's waving his hand in front of his face and saying "STINKY"

#DetroitBasketball

There needs to be a way to remove him from power, he's worse than useless.

It's really good, and I've been watching medical procedurals my whole life. Probably in my top 5.

When are you putting another monitor over the smaller ones? They look lonely??

(All joking aside, that's a nice setup!!)

Women > lawd

It depends, how many zip ties do you have?