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Teacher & Writer, Richmond, VA.

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Once Again On the Sadnesses of March Listening to Sadness Songs en route to Baltimore

Thoughts on what we're doing here in March Sadness by @angermonsoon.bsky.social on the substack (which you wanna get on if you're not already): open.substack.com/pub/marchxne...

04.03.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Excited to have another essay on @havehashad.com today. Thanks to @aaronburch.bsky.social for the prompt and selection!

14.02.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wingless by Andrew Maynard Picture meβ€”nineteen, kicked out of collegeβ€”living in a waterless log cabin in Fairbanks, Alaska, on the far corner of my big sister’s property next door to a wingless commercial airplane that belonged…

another piece of magic & wonder, today from Andrew Maynard!

"...and there was something so romantic about a wingless jet, about succumbing to loneliness, surrendering to isolation, and if I were braver and more original I would’ve broken into the jet..."

https://www.havehashad.com/4jzvg

14.02.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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The Old Dog Begins To Leave Us Now That The Baby Is Here by Natalie Warther β€œThere you are,” I say to her sweetly, the wriggling boy in my arms. She keeps her head lowered, lifts her foggy eyes, rolls to show me the belly that I have no hands to pet. In our case, the…

beautiful new Natalie Warther today!

"Perhaps each household is allotted a finite amount of joy, as if the wizard’s hands are tied, this is simply the rule of beginnings: Should you acquire giggle and coo, you must forfeit fetch and wag."

https://www.havehashad.com/8e7il

20.01.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

Stumbled across this in the morning. Read it with my 12th-grade creative nonfiction class in the afternoon. They loved it as much as I did. Thanks for sharing!

14.01.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My Monument - Creative Nonfiction Surrounded by his neighbors’ maximalist holiday displaysβ€”104 inflatable Christmas decorations in all, with not a repetition among themβ€”Ander Monson ponders the history of spectacle and considers the m...

Reposting my Christmas / Big Rudolph epic, "My Monument," on account of it being Christmas eve: creativenonfiction.org/writing/my-m...

24.12.2025 16:37 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
End of 2025
Something of a vague, catch-all theme here to wrap up our year!

Send us something related to the holidays and/or "endings."

Similar to a recent call, we are going to have two windows, a morning and an evening:

10 am ET, Thursday, 12/18
7 pm ET, Thursday, 12/18
please only submit once

Submissions will capped at 150 for each call, meaning a total of 300. A few basic guidelines:

ALL genre ok
500 words 
With micros and poems, up to 3 pieces (totaling no more than 500 all combined) allowed

Surprise us, wow us, all'a that.

All submissions should receive a response within 24 hours.


β€” Crow & Aaron

End of 2025 Something of a vague, catch-all theme here to wrap up our year! Send us something related to the holidays and/or "endings." Similar to a recent call, we are going to have two windows, a morning and an evening: 10 am ET, Thursday, 12/18 7 pm ET, Thursday, 12/18 please only submit once Submissions will capped at 150 for each call, meaning a total of 300. A few basic guidelines: ALL genre ok 500 words With micros and poems, up to 3 pieces (totaling no more than 500 all combined) allowed Surprise us, wow us, all'a that. All submissions should receive a response within 24 hours. β€” Crow & Aaron

crow & aaron doing a last call of the year.
open right NOW, for 150 submissions... and then again this evening for another 150. (please only submit to one.)

especially looking for stuff about the holidays and/or "endings"

all genre
500 word max

havehashad.submittable.com/submit/34430...

18.12.2025 15:01 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 8
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On a street named after a forest - The Rumpus my parents didn’t believe me that biking made no sense to my body & they told me I was too afraid & I tried to believe them & I rode where they told me to ride even though I knew it was too close to t...

"sometimes I make the joke that that’s the moment that I decided to be gay & sometimes I’m a little bit serious" -Laura Price Steele

therumpus.net/2025/12/09/o...

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Grim - The Rumpus I didn’t know how to be this kind of parent. Until this moment, I’d followed a prescribed path: packing lunches, ferrying my kids to and from school, serving balanced meals, running baths in the eveni...

Love these new essays on motherhood in @therumpus.net.

"I was afraid to invite death into the room. I was afraid of what it would take with it when it left." -Elizabeth Austin

therumpus.net/2025/12/10/g...

18.12.2025 14:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Carbs By Andrew Maynard

"...Kyle and Annie both understand that the heart is a spider web capable of trapping and feasting on small, beautiful joys..."

It's tricky shifting close 3rd Person POV mid-story, damn near impossible mid-sentence. Yet, @andrew-maynard.bsky.social nails it.

www.completesentencelit.com/post/carbs

10.11.2025 19:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Carbs By Andrew Maynard

Set out to create the most literary one-sentence story ever written about the intersection of hand jobs and the Olive Garden. Thank you @completesentence.bsky.social for giving this piece a home. And my nephew for making the art. www.completesentencelit.com/post/carbs

10.11.2025 00:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Digging Toward the Sun by Andrew Maynard Two boys build a sand castle at the edge of the earth. Their father watches at a distance, pushing his toes into the sand. It’s not actually quietβ€”thunderous waves folding in on themselves, wind bl…

NEW STORY⚑️🐸

β€œDigging Toward the Sun” by @andrew-maynard.bsky.social is now up!

Art by Franziska Hofhansel

flash-frog.com/2025/11/03/d...

03.11.2025 16:34 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

"The castle sways more and more, and the father says they must remain diligent. No cutting corners. Each floor must be stronger than the last."

03.11.2025 21:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for reading and sharing!

03.11.2025 22:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Very excited to have a story in @flashfrog.bsky.social, a journal I’ve long admired. Thank you @ericscottryon.bsky.social for the edits and commissioning such perfect artwork! I hope you give it a read

03.11.2025 17:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rethinking Pornhub’s Role in the Literary Zeitgeist by Andrew Maynard Rethinking Pornhub’s Role in the Literary ZeitgeistΒ  * Andrew Maynard * β€œIs it like the old Playboy magazine; you have essays there by the m...

"When the internet told me what Justice Alito had said, my first response was What’s a Gore Vidal?"

@andrew-maynard.bsky.social on Pornhub, Gore Vidal, and other Epsteins

www.essaydaily.org/2025/10/reth...

27.10.2025 19:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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over at @essaydaily.bsky.social we’re gearing up for our annual Advent Calendar (the only time of year we actually post daily); send us yer stuff if you want to join in the advent adventures!

18.10.2025 22:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

NEW ESSAY DAILY NEW MAYNARD LET'S GO

27.10.2025 19:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Really enjoyed writing this.Thanks to @essaydaily.bsky.social and @angermonsoon.bsky.social for making a space for essays on essays!

28.10.2025 00:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for reading and sharing!

30.09.2025 21:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A fascinating way to think of numbers (and people by extension).

In particular, what it says about the those who like 1 because it means they mirror what they encounter.

30.09.2025 19:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

XNESS ESSAYS IN A BOOK???????

30.09.2025 16:37 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Number Games by Andrew Maynard Five is my favorite number, she says, because no matter how many times you multiply it by an odd number, you can always find it at the end of the product. 25. 35. 1975. Always in plain sight. I add…

oh, wow, everything about today's Andrew Maynard short is wonderful, and then that ending!!

"She continues: I like five because you never lose it when it multiplies with something odd. And I think about saying, What if I’m even?"

https://www.havehashad.com/envc8

29.09.2025 15:40 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Thanks to @havehashad.com for publishing my new short! Give it a read!

29.09.2025 18:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Happy 5th Birthday/Anniversary to us!

To celebrate, we're doing a submissions call and leaving it open for... five (5!) hours. 



Which is all to say...

Submissions will be open Thursday, August 24, 7am – 12pm (aka noon) ET.



A few specifics:

Theme: "5" (What does that mean exactly? Surprise me!)
500 words max
Any/all genre ok
For poems and reeeeal short stuff, you can send two, but make 'em short!


NOTE: This is a timed call rather than limiting the quantity so I have no idea how many I'll get. A TON, I bet! Also, I really should be doing class prep. Which is all to say, even though our "thing" is generally to get back to everyone ASAP, and I'm still going to read as fast as possible (when I have time!), making kneejerk decisions, these are probably going to take me a while. A week or two wouldn't surprise me. We'll see!


 

Thanks! 

πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ 

Aaron  & Crow

Happy 5th Birthday/Anniversary to us! To celebrate, we're doing a submissions call and leaving it open for... five (5!) hours. Which is all to say... Submissions will be open Thursday, August 24, 7am – 12pm (aka noon) ET. A few specifics: Theme: "5" (What does that mean exactly? Surprise me!) 500 words max Any/all genre ok For poems and reeeeal short stuff, you can send two, but make 'em short! NOTE: This is a timed call rather than limiting the quantity so I have no idea how many I'll get. A TON, I bet! Also, I really should be doing class prep. Which is all to say, even though our "thing" is generally to get back to everyone ASAP, and I'm still going to read as fast as possible (when I have time!), making kneejerk decisions, these are probably going to take me a while. A week or two wouldn't surprise me. We'll see! Thanks! πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ Aaron & Crow

5 year anniversary sub call on Thursday!

Five (5!!) hour submission window, 8/21, 7am - noon ET

Theme: "5"
(What does that mean? Up to you!)

Thx. We (heart) (and (skull)) you.
-Aaron & Crow

19.08.2025 00:41 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 6

D(E)IAGRAM

24.02.2025 01:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Brevity’s Bright New Issue Our first issue of the new year explores Mealworms, Komodo Dragons, Frank Lloyd Wright’s Fallingwater, and Fifteen Facts About Zebras, and more. Issue 78 offers wonderfully concise and powerful ess…

Flash Nonfiction Time!
brevity.wordpress.com/2025/01/28/b...

28.01.2025 12:34 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3
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This "thought experiment" from George Saunders has been on my mind often of late: "Is it possible that we have come to feel responsible for too much, for everything, even things outside of our control, and that this makes us feel like gods who have been unfairly disempowered?"

20.01.2025 16:32 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Love this piece!

17.12.2024 21:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dec 3, 2024: Nicole Walker, No Authority, Just Thanks * This is part of our yearly Advent Calendar, which publishes an essay a day each year during advent.Β  Find the rest of this year's and prev...

I wrote about the myriad number of people who worked hard with me for the election and who kept me from the pit of despair after for Essay Daily's Advent Calendar, which already has some amazing essays for your December countdown to solstice. www.essaydaily.org/2024/12/dec-...

03.12.2024 15:08 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2