Evan May

Bullseye, I should say

So I blazed through @clpolk.com’s ‘Even Though I Knew The End’ in a day.

Wonderful story.

Read it if you like an old time radio detective story that also includes magic.

Ok who’s been brewing a tempest

Wow that really works more often than you’d think

This was an approved release

Curry goat curry goat curry goat

But

There’s no fishmen abductions

Well that is terrifying, but there are more of us than there are of them.

You are doing good work.

The ocean is really relaxing though

You’re probably reading more into this than there was

I think it was just the tide

Jamaica!

Little break from the winter.

I hesitate to mention this but the ocean did try to steal my shoes and got one sock

This was all right.

(There are no fishmen)

I’ll report back.

No I’m on the beach

We’re gonna find out how well a @clpolk.com noir magic detective novella fits into this setting

Probably just offering to share

How dare

You said he wasn’t people

Yes, exactly

Very on top of things that gecko

My associate sent me a bulletin

You said the giant ants were the end of it!

You said!

And I still had to ride my bike home!

(Thank you)

I mean, it would have hurt like stink hitting *anywhere*, but

When I was in I think Grade 3 I had one of those bike locks with the long coily cable. The lock got stuck in a rack at school so I just pulled it, got it all stretched out before it slipped loose and the lock came zipping back and hit me right in a testicle.

Oh my god I wanted death.

A silver black cat with an itch.

Today in resort catte.

I am lying on a beach lounger looking out over the surf in Jamaica.

Time to enter the Deep.

These horses just hang out here I guess.

Bonus horse content.