"it's too bright" you literally don't have eyes
07.03.2026 19:27
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"it's too bright" you literally don't have eyes
oh you didn't like your beautiful tree because it was too sunny, zubat? enjoy your fucking bench and garbage can in a cave you ungrateful bitch
this is just legends kanto with extra steps
unfortunately it is really really good 😩
i am sorry, they put ss. anne in its entirety? and it's not empty inside every room is detailed??
this game is fucking massive
i'm looking from my telescope in my attic because i wasn't invited </3
and then the night ends watching videos of 12 years old performing sondheim songs
gay guys are like, "wanna come over? we're watching rupaul's intercontinental all-star anniversary great american hoedown of infinite cruelty, season 17
the spiders in my house have filed a class action lawsuit against me??? for systemic sexual harassment in my studio apartment????
sometimes i think my friends don't love their dogs enough and i start planning a cask of amontillado type situation to take their dogs
all my friends and family on the east coast get to experience a crazy weather event but i'm stuck with pleasant, moderate temperatures all week :(((
save me, michelle obama
idk i just feel like if a 6'7" man crushed me with his body it would solve A LOT of my problems right now
no but i did accidentally download it and it took me forever to figure out how to get rid of it lol
ruined the gay hang because my tv can only stream byutv :(
YOU would know 😐
gays guy be like, "sex in a bed with clean sheets? no, no, no i much prefer a port-a-potty next to an abandoned kmart"
being gay is being a prisoner to your own mind
girl i'm bored let's plan a master heist and disappear into anonymity
and snoopy? well he's just a lil guy :3
catbert is a NAZI. heathcliff is ANTIFA. garfield is GAY.
he said he was a "vers top," but one truth WILL prevail
sometimes they do the sad vocal version of it when the murderer is sympathetic!
ohh i was talking about the recurring wrap up one but that opening with conan voguing is so good youtu.be/7EYcOntuD7s?...
the detective conan main theme is soooo good i still listen to it to get amped up sometimes
i was actually first inspired by conan edogawa 🤓
i just like putting clues together and solving mysteries is that so bad 🥺
tinder guy asked me what my job was and i said, "boy detective" and he immediately unmatched with me
i am absolutely begging the universe to demonstrate that the arc of history bends towards justice rn