Kyle, One of Many

That’s been happening more and more often for me. Wonder why?

What a lovely pose 😍

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Oh hey there

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Make it stick.

LOVE the hair! 😉

I’ve accomplished exactly 1 (one) thing today at work.

Anxiety voice: you did too little!!
Depression voice: you did too much.
Minion voice: banana

We’ve gotten to the point where I can’t identify satire from actual policy anymore.

I’d be massively jealous of you!

I would like to be referred to as “The War Queer” from now on thank you

Boss is away and I wfh. NOTHING is getting done today 🙃

Currently being gay. Crimes may or may not occur based on laziness level

me flirting: “i hope they noticed i liked their picture that hundreds of people also liked”

I feel this

Another day, another 🥰

I like that shirt! Looks comfy

It’s hard to practice self-love when you dislike your body profoundly.

I’ll be admiring the full 10 min 😍

I volunteer as needed!

The only spell I know is “slash his tires”
It’s pretty effective though.

I just love spending hours at the doc office doing labs, getting vaccines, X-rays, waiting for the pharmacy…it’s the best.

Would I get in trouble if I punched out this 10 year old kid for coughing without covering their mouth at all?

Only a bit?

Booo no fun. Sorry 🫂

I like vibing with wet boys 😁

Something keeps poking me…

I hate that I get my annual review in January but don't get considered for a raise until JUNE. And I work in higher education, which is famously flush with cash right now 🙄
Ugh. Having no money all the time is so stressful.

It's always new tattoo time!

Sleep well and feel better tomorrow 😘 you’re desirable and wanted!

Of course!

*poke*