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If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

Here is my second fic for the WangXian Gotcha Against ICE event! @wangxianaction.bsky.social

"Watching over you is easier when you're under me"
featuring private investigator!lwj

written for @pokerdot1.bsky.social

I hope you like it! It ended up being 12k 😂

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Prompt (elemental AU) by @cosmosangel1.bsky.social for @wangxianaction.bsky.social💧🔥

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by @trippednfell.bsky.social for @arcticthymesalt.bsky.social for @wangxianaction.bsky.social

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because like... at a certain point the fact that you are still friends with them even though they are voting for heinously evil shit to happen to women and minorities is part of what's allowing them to go on believing that their worldview is normal rather than heinously evil.

it's not unusual to hear someone on the left talk about their experience with their conservative RELATIVES or conservative COWORKERS, but by the time you get to conservative FRIENDS, you're going to have people asking some questions about the company you voluntarily choose.

we all understand that fox and its ilk are disinformation machines that can turn elderly liberal folks and inexperienced teenagers into reactionary assholes. but left-leaning people generally don't stay friends with those who have gone through the asshole-ification process.

There's a conversational thing maga chuds do that I call motivated incuriosity.

They will say thing X, which to normal people is something very, extremely, cartoonishly, obviously connected to thing Y.

And then act incredibly confused frustrated when you bring up thing Y.

"What does ___ have to do with ____?" and it's like, The Sermon on the Mount and poverty.

They'll act confused, and then they'll act frustrated that you keep bringing up something irrelevant, and then they try to disengage from the conversation's inexplicable turn to such a strange topic.

Ok but when has assassinating a politician in a volatile region resulting in military clashes due to existing alliances ever turned out bad

someone at the pentagon frantically typing “Claude, open the strait of Hormuz for me, quickest possible strategy, make no mistakes.”

Her vote aside, among white people across the political spectrum, it IS taboo to talk openly about their politics.

This is a grift designed to maintain white supremacy across political divide. To keep them communing along whiteness with their enemies & ideological opponents.

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"oh but some of them are poor"

ok so idk how to explain this to you but when someone offers you a button that gives you 10000$ but kills a random child somewhere, you're not supposed to push it

guilty as charged ! it is actually remarkable how much sqq pov narration will let you get away with *not* writing

Her trip to Ireland was ruined by this one question?? Gee, I wonder why…

I very much do not want stagflation, but it would be worth it if it stopped us murdering school-fulls of children.

Trump's a genocidal lying fascist who is also an incompetent dolt. You cannot go wrong by simply opposing everything he does.

The “Iran strikes” version of the Democrats who are now acting contrite over having supported Trump’s deportation agenda. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/08/w...

Suozzi a month ago thehill.com/homenews/hou...

"You talk about trans issues by saying they are a distraction and also pointing out there are so few of us that it isn't worthwhile dedicating time to persecuting us" is not the fuckin woke win that I see people portraying it as and it sucks

i asked: describe peak yaoi they answered: Mount Everest x Mount Fuji (Fuji tops)

the most difficult thing abt this website aside from the time limit is you can't tell someone they're the funniest motherfucker alive

i just got straightbaited (watched a show because people were shipping a m/f couple and didn’t realize it’s not canon)

all the horrors aside it's extremely fucking funny that the US thought it was taking a W by forcing the one scenario which every country had been trying to avoid bc it's the one thing preventing global economic collapse. and now they're all like "wait what the fuck what's happening to the economy"

"the strait of Hormuz is closed" is the "the elephants foot in Chernobyl has cracked" of middle eastern politics

like, I think that being smart and having a theory of mind actually makes you less able to understand trump's "thought processes."

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

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love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

Every time I open a news app or site and this story isn’t being discussed or featured prominently I feel like I’m losing my mind. Do not look away.