she/her joey wheeler

i just assumed the sabres lost because they're a buffalo sports team having the "game of the year" what do you mean they won

i hate to be mr vaguepost king but the fur you're describing is who i suspect as well

Martha Royer was a genius, I love the style she developed with her Kaleidoscope themes macthemes.garden/authors/mart...

saying that gen z doesn't have their own fashion, music or culture is unc behavior i'm afraid

"surely the third democratic presidency to come to power after a norm-breaking and warcrime-cheering Republican administration will pursue justice against their predecessors," I repeat like a mantra til I collapse

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tl;dr i prefer to avoid making big Donate Please posts whenever possible but my four year old cat was just diagnosed with hyperthyroidism (very young age for this) and just the vet visit to figure out "why is she 4 pounds" cost $500 i don't have. the surgery will cost $1500-$3000

it's true that bluesky's favorite topic is progressive politics. but there *are* communities dedicated to your niche interest here, it just doesn't feel that way because the site's default feed is horrible at surfacing them and the devs seem uninterested in improving it

i know i keep bringing this up but if you want people to stay on bluesky, tell them to replace the default Discover feed on their home page with bsky.app/profile/did:...

people think this site is entirely boomer resist libs because no amount of Show Lessing gets rid of them on the Discover feed

Take one listen to “Stickerbush”’s fan-made “restored” version and you’ll understand why these compositional limitations are so integral. Here, the instruments appear uncompressed and reproduced through FL Studio. Wise’s wistful songwriting is retained, but completely missing is his intentionally impure palette. The instrumentation turns flat and unimaginative. Once-heavensent piano timbres are suddenly as ordinary as any run-of-the-mill ’90s new age track; the alto sax lead actually sounds like an alto sax, losing its unreal texture. Wise’s essential deployment of tension is absent without the compressed grain that elevates it. The idea of restoration is a “misnomer,” Wise said. He always meant for the song to be tethered to the restrictions of the SNES; he wanted to make limited sounds feel limitless. Like the comments section of the internet checkpoint, “Stickerbush” is a living time capsule.

hell yeah get their asses

David Wise: “Stickerbush Symphony” Read Billie Bugara’s review of the track.

i knew there was a reason i kept reading p4k pitchfork.com/reviews/trac...

one day she's going to get a small and exactly 75% ironic wlw following

had a dream that this mf went "SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PRONOUNS!!!" and it looked like this

Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."

woah thank you

the blank template of the "always has been" meme

someone should force randall munroe to model the earth's climate if its landmass was a giant ohio

It's a common myth that people in the Middle Ages were constantly drinking alcohol due to water being unsafe.

This is a failure to really THINK about what what life was like, then, beyond "well, what did they drink instead of water?"

Because the answer is, well, they didn't drink very much?

In the modern Western diet, the vast majority of food you eat is pretty dry - sandwiches, steaks, salads, etc.

But in the Middle Ages and earlier, the vast, vast majority of the food people ate was soups, stews, and porridges - their hydration came primarily from food, not drink.

if you're on here because twitter is full of misinformation from bluechecks pretending to be authoritative sources then stop reposting screenshots of those bluechecks

A screenshot of the Craters of the Moon National Monument as seen from Google Street View, showing a field of hardened volcanic rock under a mostly cloudy sky

A screenshot of the Hawai'i Volcanoes National Park as seen from Google Street View, showing a field of hardened volcanic rock under a mostly cloudy sky

til that Idaho has a basaltic lava field that's become an infamous geoguessr trap because of how easy it is to mistake for Hawai'i en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craters...

one of them literally hired TDR and somehow it didn't help much

please, they're all so dry... give them sauce

your indie futuristic anti-gravity racing game is going to fail like the dozens of other indie futuristic anti-gravity racing games if you don't put the effort that WipEout and F-Zero put into their worldbuilding and art direction

No, an AI-focused "Windows 12" is not coming this year — here's the plan A new report has caught the internet's attention, claiming that Windows 12 is coming this year and will be a modular, AI-powered OS. Here's why that's wrong.

the “windows 12” thing people are freaking out about seems to be false www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi...

i still think about the 90s time capsule house that mcmansionhell posted 10 years ago mcmansionhell.com/post/1523861...

Offer Vince Shlomi (Republican Party) (also known as Shamwow) is running for election to the U.S. House to represent Texas' 31st Congressional District. He is on the ballot in the Republican primary on March 3, 2026.[source] Biography Offer Shlomi's career experience includes working in media and advertising.[1] Texas' 31st Congressional District election, 2026 (March 3 Republican primary) The content below is from the March 3 Republican primary page. Click here to read more. Twelve-term incumbent John Carter (R) and nine other candidates ran in the Republican primary for Texas' 31st Congressional District on March 3, 2026. President Donald Trump (R) endorsed Carter for re-election on December 4, 2025.[2]

I am surprised the Shamwow guy ran for the House but I am not surprised which party he's in ballotpedia.org/Offer_Vince_...

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happy 3-03! there's no fucking rules to music you can just make seven tracks of acid synths and randomize parameters!
an OBS can keep freezing my video source for some fucking reason!!!!