I been migrating to different social media platforms my whole life boy…I’m tired 😭

Venture Capitalism and Private Equity linking up to ruin everything we know and love

I find an artist I like and I run them into the GROUND omg. It’s impossible for me to discover more than one artist at a time 😭

I don’t have many childhood regrets…

But I *do* regret not having the opportunity to conquer this behemoth.

Chews and Frooties was my JAM.

My exact thought when I looked at my gauge in my car and it said 81° in the middle of February

hot as hell outside in feb, we all gonna die lmao

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

🎯

This is how my college friends and I kept in touch over the summer between freshman and sophomore year lol

a man is giving a woman a haircut and says forty dollars ? ALT: a man is giving a woman a haircut and says forty dollars ?

When i hear the price of anything over $5?

well yes because i want to have my money AND spend it too 😭

With all this revisionist bullshit going on its so important to know our history so we can pass it to the babies

There is this giraffe at Tanganyika park named Dwayne and watching them try to teach him his name has been nothing short of hilarious

Damn Grand Opening, Grand Closing.

Good.

Baby cheetahs are so cute 😭

Washed my face and forgot to put my nose ring back in last night😭😭😭😭😭

Classic

Lmfao, Ye can keep that apology

Our newest rescued giraffe, Pips, likes to tail her Keepers around Kaluku. When a chore takes them further afield, they've devised a clever stopgap – hanging a jacket on her favourite tree so she can browse 'accompanied' by a comforting scent.

Learn more about Pips: swt.bio/pips

I really wish they could’ve called Ian McKellen when the OG Dumbledore died

I really be wanting Vlad to stfu

The angel of death treat his job like I treat mine. Smdh. I will not be elaborating.

IFHEAVENWASAMILEAWAY

Ms Rachel really one of them ones

*sigh * I have to stay at the hospital this weekend cause of this weather 😭😭

individualism mixed with fear mongering will always be a recipe for disaster.

‘FRANKENSTEIN’ is Guillermo Del Toro’s second most-nominated film at the Oscars with 9 noms.

See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26

two horror movies being MOST nominated?! what a day. what a day.