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my turkish cousin gave me permission to say inshallah, I'm one step closer to becoming the most annoying white boy on existence
I finished the game! Ending [A] [B] [C] [D] done.
And, thanks to a random person's help, ending [E] also done.
Thank you, stranger, for your sacrifice. I made mine as well.
"I don't want to have to explain to my kids what gay people are" is ridiculous. You have to explain everything to them! They've never seen anything before! What else are you doing this about? You don't like broccoli so you just refuse to ever let your child know about what broccoli is? Okay man
if you're not ready to explain gay to your kids you shouldn't be having them
kids also have questions that are way harder to explain. where does wind come from? how do planes fly? I don't know, please ask me about gay
ate too much lasagna and turned into a garfield
fehlt wirklich nur noch der hinweis darauf wieviel inklusiver unterricht pro kind kostet 💀
Fascho-Partei
My local comic book shop had the Frieren bluray Collector's Edition in stock. Emphasis on had - it's mine now. ✨
I'm swordsman by day, poet by night, vampire by later night
I started working out more rigorously this year, but only because my friends set certain gym goals for themselves and I didn't wanna fall behind
Wenn ich noch einmal irgendwo lesen muss, dass Reiche und Union "dumm" sind, weil sie "die Energiewende verschlafen" dann vergesse ich mich.
ES IST IHR POLITISCHES ZIEL DIE ENERGIEWENDE ZU VERSCHLEPPEN, ZU VERZÖGERN, ZU SABOTIEREN ODER GAR ZU VERHINDERN WEIL SIE MIT ÖL UND GAS REICH WERDEN!
Sumi's birthday is in three weeks 🎀 ❤️
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Kasumi #Persona
Article full of baseless speculation from "Tech4Gamers" Windows 12 Reportedly Set for Release This Year as a Fully Modular, Subscription-Based, AI-Focused OS By Shaheer Zahid
Oh my god you dipshits stop spreading the link.
None of you even *read* the fucking thing.
It's based on RUMORS AND GUESSES from a PC World article.
My god y'all are such fucking rubes.
I think about this take more often than I'd like to.
can't sleep. I'm too fucking back to sleep.
Dragon/Maid obviously, but as a less obvious choice, I'll say Vampire/Knight
They dropped the Zombie Land Saga movie and nobody told meeeee?!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1nG...
too old to be baby, too young to be daddy, just the right age to be deployed to the middle east
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
pov eines typen, der in einer schule seine unterstützung für ICE kundgetan hat und nun einem schüler gegenübersteht, der gerade mit steinerner miene zum schlag in sein scheiß maul ausholt
Der Neonazi Richard Spencer bekommt während eines interviews auf offener straße aufs maul
ein fascho während einer demo einen hitlergruß und bekommt direkt aufs maul
typ in lederjacke und mit hakenkruez armband bekommt ebenfalls sprechpause durch nen gezielten schlag aufs maul
einzige präventivschläge, die ich vollumfänglich unterstütze
sehr gute alt texte, danke dafür
After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.
ein ei, vier zigaretten, eine ibuprofen, dazu ein rosinenbrötchen mit leberwurst, und dann kommt bier ins spiel
