I know it’s been a VERY fat minute since I’ve even been on this platform, but I feel like I should post this because I couldn’t help but laugh. I found this at my birth mom’s house while doing my laundry.
@flammekochen
A half human, half flame atronach chef who loves games and food, has a bit of a temper and rage streak, and enjoys cooking. (Rage Steak) Socials: X: @Flamme_Kochen. Discord: flamme_kochen Model Designer: @kiharii.bsky.social
I know it’s been a VERY fat minute since I’ve even been on this platform, but I feel like I should post this because I couldn’t help but laugh. I found this at my birth mom’s house while doing my laundry.
Quiznos? Cosi? Subway? Jimmy John's? Jersey Mike's? Any sub shop I visit from this day forward will be judged not only on the taste & value of its sandwiches, but their weight, velocity, & stability of their wrapping.
Not at all. In fact, I’d order another one 10 minutes from the first one.😂 it’s just that good.
Yikes and a half, chief.
Bruh. I wish you would’ve DM’d me. That’s my favorite one. I like to collect every blacklist member’s car and keep them.😂
Kinda stole this from an old trend. I may not have debuted yet, but I’ll answer these questions so you can all get to know me a bit before I finally do.
Yes, I squeaked the squeaky toy, and I will continue to do so. XD
Here’s a little teaser for all of you!
To go from genius to “Oh fuck” really makes ya wonder what happened for that quick change.😂
The right one. But I like the eyes on the left one
The one cat I would WILLINGLY LET stab me. It’s too precious.🥹
First of all, let me congratulate you on your graduation. High school held a lot of not so fun times, so I kind of understand this feeling. Second of all, here’s your friendly reminder that you’re jumping out of the frying pan, and into the fire.😂
😂👍
“HoW’s 7Am SoUnD?” You make our meeting the ass crack of Dawn, I’m shoving you into the walk in freezer, and locking that bish. Plan your meetings better. Your night shifters do not have the energy for that crap most of the time. Have 2 meetings during the day. Simple.
Imagine Cthulhu pranking you around a corner like that, then immediately taking a left hook to the face, and the look of betrayal and fear on his face as he asks, “Why?”😂
How many :3 can I get in 24hrs? (stolen)
0-10:💀
11-20: bruh
21-30: ok
31-40: Awa
41-50: :3
50-99: *:3 nuke*
100+: MEGA *:3 nuke*
500+: free blåhaj for everyone that replied
:3 all day!
It’s been years since I’ve played it. I had it and the second one, but my older brother, at the time was not a good member of society to put it mildly, stole my Wii and games, and pawned them.😭
Time for a binge watching session!😂
I was there before the lore was written. I had a hand in the creation of part of that lore.😂 and the only way I can tell is by looking at the pictures on the cards.