danielle weisberg

NIJC: Immigrant Rights and Immigration Legal Services NIJC keeps families together, frees people from the dangers of immigrant detention, and prevents asylum seekers from being deported based on unjust laws and illegal government actions.

This is exactly why organizations like the National Immigrant Justice Center are so important, especially when families are forced to navigate a system that refuses to give them answers.

Please support organizations like NIJC, families deserve answers:

love using the free version of an app and getting an add for Zillow like .. want to buy a house?? Baby I didn’t even buy this app

my ultimate fantasy right now is to be put on one of those medieval torture devices where you’re pulled from your wrists and ankles at the same time. It looks like it feels sooooo good for at least a second

diet Dr Pepper elite choice

good lord

do you think she chose “laid off due to lack of work” or did she type her own answer in the box

it’s so annoyingggg my Ralph’s now has its own two aisles of basically all toiletries and medicine that are blocked on the ends and you have to pay at the end of the aisle before going to the rest of the store

Omgggg

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

I have gotten to the bottom ribbing of the body of my sweater but I forgot how much I hate 1x1 rib and also forgot I’ll have to do 1x1 rib for the arm cuffs as well ooooooh knitting you got me again

damn she became her own evil twin

Danielle smiling and holding her script at her Simpsons table read. It has a pink script cover because the PAs let her choose her color of paper.

And I just realized today is the anniversary of my table read. How fun is that! This was three days before every show moved to zoom and we all became locked away

anyway!!! I’m avail for WA work if you are starting a room or working on a pilot etc etc

feeling nauseated all the time is good right

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

this was so fun!!! And I got to hang with @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social and meet @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social AND @jojoginn.bsky.social.
A very good day for Danielle

imagining Kristi noem clicking through all the steps of her online unemployment insurance claim application

YEP

that’s right she’s got Into The Woods on a loop again!!!!

Sondheim was really like heyyyy what if the last note of this complicated ingenue song was the hardest to hit actually 😎😎😎

I feel like we don’t talk enough about how lice are still a thing. Like kids go to school and can come home with lice. A full on Passover plague just hanging around the playground at recess

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

I have a lot of questions about Trump. But one of the main ones is how is he still so bad at applying makeup

My cover letter: Please??

Should I apply

found exactly enough quarters to complete my final load of laundry so I was able to avoid going to the bank in my laundry day outfit. March has brought blessings so far and I remain open to more

If they had DEI they’d know it was Targét not Tarzhay

every time i look at instagram, i feel like im the only adult who doesn't know how to make money

this is one of many reasons why I beg you all to be smart enough to not conflate Jewish people with the state of Israel. Jewish does not mean Israeli, Jewish does not mean supportive of Israel, supporting Israel does not mean supporting Jews!! Ok

Not to be all I told you so but I LITERALLY TOLD YOU SO I have been SAYING the right wing christian extremist nuts support Israel because they think they’ll get to take over when the dust settles and do their evangelical shit to welcome back Jesus. They don’t support Jews they just want the land