Harry

Sorry to hear you've bin feeling rubbish

It's pronounced ben

He got that feature length

Every time I have a camomile tea lately I think of Harriet from the Traitors having one to calm down after going absolutely batshit at breakfast

Simply incapable of making one significant life change at a time gotta be inundated with stresses or it doesn't count

Dad's done an online food shop and all I can think about is the implication of gay uncut chips

At least two insta tarot readings promised me big money this month and PBs gave me nothing 😤

If you do can you please tell instagram to stop insisting that I train to be a data scientist

NHS key workers #1 fan

every time i look at instagram, i feel like im the only adult who doesn't know how to make money

Labour 🤝 Farmers

"Look at the mess we've inherited"

I thought spring statement was tomorrow, that explains why there's a herd of tractors making a racket in central London today

Are you sure you were in a shop and not an open plan office

Could you do an early afternoon run once you've clocked out instead?

It's actually Mindful March and today you've got to "notice three things you find beautiful in the outside world" wherever that is

hi there 👁👄👁 need any help

But like, middle of the living room next to a bay window

Clawfoot tub wouldn't look out of place among your eclectic furniture

Does it have claws

Must feel soooo good to be an oven being burped. Mama's been working hard at the literal coal face, getting hot meals on the table, fan merely assisting. Blow off some steam and let the pressure off, hun 🌬

We (not me) try to do them on Tuesdays now suuuuper lame

Vanquish the demon

Love it when you girlies fight

Hopefully no traces of potassium benzoate

The point in the job application where you think "ok but I don't want it *this* much" (whatever the german word is for that)

Omg the bottle stopper 🦌

Replaying FFVII and just met Cid and thinking about how they made him 1) hot and 2) authentically aged 32 in Rebirth