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Dear Volodymyr Zelenskyy, dear Ukrainian friends, you are not alone.

Doctors discover huge hair ball with 'tail' in four-year-old girl's stomach WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES. A huge lump was found inside the stomach of the four-year-old girl, who had been experiencing severe stomach pains and was seen eating her own hair

Happy Thursday everyone www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-n...

Man bizarrely uses flamethrower to burn the words 'Trump' and 'USA' onto road In a video clip posted on social media Craig Philip McQuin, 35, could be seen using the illegal flamethrower to burn the words 'TRUMP' and 'USA' into the tarmac outside his home, authorities said

Perfectly reasonable and rational thing to do 🔥 www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news...

Inside Starbucks café where you can sip coffee whilst spying on North Korea The Starbucks at the border observatory in South Korea is part of a scheme to attract tourists to the area - despite ongoing tensions with its northern neighbour

I think I'd like this a latte ☕️

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Left: Kemi Badenoch #PMQs, "We had a budget in March this year and tractors were not blocking the streets of Whitehall afterwards"

Right: Sky News show footage of tractors blockading the streets of Whitehall and Parliament after the Conservative party's budget earlier this year

Grandma fined £500 for fly-tipping after donating clothes to charity Kind-hearted Susan Cowdery, 66, brought her old clothes and others belonging to her grandkids to a British Heart Foundation collection bank in Dartford, Kent but was left shocked by the response

#JusticeForSusan www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...

Obvs only British citizens or UK residents have the right to sign a petition demanding a general election, because only they'd be able to vote in it... @soph-husk.bsky.social dropping truth bombs 📝

Truth behind general election petition as identities behind signatures debunked A petition calling for a general election has been signed by people based across a whopping 184 countries, from the British Antarctic Territory to China to the United Arab Emirates

Let's talk about THAT petition.... People have signed it in 184 countries - including in China and the UAE. There was also a big surge after professional troll Elon Musk shared it on his right-wing social media platform, doubling the number of signatories in the following 24 hours

Friday's front page: Vladimir Putin has threatened the UK with strikes from a “new” kind of missile - as Russia warned Britain it was now “directly involved” in the war #TomorrowsPapersToday

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If you hadn't realised yet, I've taken it upon myself to bring you all of the Mirror's funnest news stories - because we all need a bit of a fun in the midst of WW3

World's saddest dolphin 'talking to himself' due to lack of friends, say experts The bottlenose dolphin, named Delle by locals in the Baltic Sea, has been recorded chatting to himself in the ocean - and experts believe it may be a sign of his loneliness

Strange that talking to yourself is a sign of loneliness. ...or maybe it isn't. I don't know.
Anyway, I must remember to go to Aldi soon. But it's very cold out. I should be okay with a coat. I'll be warm in the car, actually.
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The best ever - and he ain't done yet. The best of news 🩵

Teacher's 'uninspiring' note slammed for 'crushing' girl's dreams The teacher's viral note in the girl's homework book was slammed online for "crushing" her dreams to become a top-level gymnast and compete in the Olympic Games

I'm very much here for this teacher's bluntness www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news...

Flamingo chick escapes from British zoo sparking mass hunt in race against time A baby flamingo aged around four months has escaped from Paignton Zoo in Devon to "explore the local area" as people living nearby were urged to keep an eye out for the bird

As if WW3 seemingly around the corner wasn't bad enough, a baby flamingo has disappeared from a zoo in Paignton 😢. Please... not the flamingoes 🦩 www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...

I’m liking it on here. Going to enjoy this time before Matt Le Tiss arrives. 😂

Farming more polluting than all world's cars and planes and 'must be phased out' The agriculture industry accounts for one-third of the world's direct greenhouse gas emissions - with Britain's 1,176 mega farms massively contributing to the pollution

It may not be the most glamorous topic at #COP29 this year, but factory farming is certainly one of the most important. Factory farms contribute more greenhouse gas emissions than the world's planes, trains and cars... combined 😱 www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...

Jet2 passenger kicked off flight after refusing to pay £9 for a tuna sandwich Police met the Jet2 aircraft after it landed in Bodrum, Turkey and Lily Ifield and her daughter, who had boarded the plane at Stansted Airport, were escorted off the aircraft

£9 for a tuna sandwich?! Something fishy going on there 🐟 Jet2 passenger kicked off flight after refusing to pay £9 for a tuna sandwich

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I think @bsky.app is broken. I still haven't been forced to see any posts by Elon Musk and I've been here for a few days now. Is that normal for a social media platform?

The first UK cabinet minister @jostevenslabour.bsky.social joins bluesky — suspect they’ll be a fair few more following.

Hey, have you tried this Bitcoin app? Check it out here: .... 🤔
(I'm actually real, and this was a joke - don't hate me)

Well this seems like a nicer place 😌