Rproven 🏳️‍🌈🌊

Made the whole thing up

bored as fuck gonna tell my dad they changed the sloppy Joe sauce brand to THEYWHICH and watch him come unglued

Two senior DeSantis advisers are leaving to help run outside effort - POLITICO https://apple.news/A7SQHRlE8RAuaNVTLAVxkZg

https://apple.news/A7SQHRlE8RAuaNVTLAVxkZg

Support the WGA - Mutual Aid Funds We are 73 days into the WGA strike, and now SAG-AFTRA is joining us too. Here's some funds you can donate to. WORKER SUPPORT THE UNION SOLIDARITY COALITION FUND TUSC is raising money for direct aid...

i put together a list of multiple funds you can donate to if you want to support striking hollywood workers - including funds for picket line meals https://docs.google.com/document/d/1weorhmG1H7cszY3rGHCpNYsgleegkuOSH7rD47JzSAQ/edit

You look busy can I add this to your plate 🤪

I Wish people wouldn’t bother me with chitchat when I’m clearly working on a deadline

A cat looking ridiculously happy, arms raised above his head

I will never not love this photoset of my cat 😻❤️ fb memory always welcome! Loris mode activate!

when you block someone on here there should be a little animation where they explode into a bunch of pixels

Taurine levels modulate aging https://www.nature.com/articles/s43587-023-00465-3

I’m so glad you are here. I love your humor.

Awesome so glad you are here!

A priest from the Archdiocese of Santa Fe has been arrested for coercion & enticement of a minor.

He had the teen perform sexual acts on him at the church & instructed her to delete their texts.

Meet Priest Daniel Balizan, who “doesn’t want his name all over the papers.”

Awesome and congrats

So sorry

I think my favorite thing about musk ruining twitter is how every few weeks he has a new theme of reasons the site sucks and every few weeks he cooks up a new way to make the site even shittier to “fix” the problem reason

it’s bots, it’s advertisers, it’s spam, it’s censorship, it’s bots again, it’s the algorithm, it’s bad code, it’s free api, it’s bots again, it’s too much blocking, it’s “scraping”

Yes 🙌 this exactly!

Tweets from Elon Musk. The first says “Vegas Octagon” and the second says “I have this great move that I call “The Walrus”, where I just lie on top of my opponent & do nothing”

No wonder Grimes left him.

Sam Alito wrote a WSJ op-ed.

No, that sentence is not a joke. https://www.wsj.com/articles/propublica-misleads-its-readers-alito-gifts-disclosure-alaska-singer-23b51eda

Sam Alito has taken PJ (personal jet) trips. And he's VERY upset that you would think this creates an appearance of impropriety!!!!!!

elon this is your big chance to build another death trap submarine to go rescue the people in the other death trap submarine and then get mad no divers want to climb in it and then call one of the divers a pedo

with LGBT+ you get to be gay without any of the ads